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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bertie, don't panic. I have a plan.
[gasps]
You thought I wouldn't spot my girl
How about something like this?
Ah! My experience points.
So now, I'm thinking it's the mattress?
Nope, let's get out of here.
I'm gonna use it to change lightbulbs!
Mmm.
Goodbye, evil butt plug!
I might be doing some light stalking.
Is part of your healing journey.
Hey, bighairystallion69,
[lively music]
Who knows why brains do these things,
Whew, glad it's not just me.
After trying to perform his own appendectomy?
Hmm, how about...
[heroic music]
[mimics gunshots]
Oh, yeah?
[machine whirs, beeps]
Bertie, you must marry me!
You want your usual?
Tuca! Don't!
I'm just trying something. Maybe it's too weird!
Maybe your past experience has led you here,
With its robust examples of civil engineering!
This has a nice sound to it.
[fire whooshing]
I'm so ashamed.
[both laugh]
Poetic.
[clattering]
Sorry, I'll get a new one tomorrow!
When we were first dating.
Every single thought or feeling you ever have?
Go, bertie!
You said don't text and drive!
[speckle] yeah, tomato harvest!
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