Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm just trying something. Maybe it's too weird!
How about something like this?
You thought I wouldn't spot my girl
Sorry, I'll get a new one tomorrow!
When we were first dating.
I'm so ashamed.
[mimics gunshots]
So now, I'm thinking it's the mattress?
Maybe your past experience has led you here,
Bertie, you must marry me!
[clattering]
Bertie, don't panic. I have a plan.
Hmm, how about...
Goodbye, evil butt plug!
With its robust examples of civil engineering!
[speckle] yeah, tomato harvest!
Hey, bighairystallion69,
Ah! My experience points.
Nope, let's get out of here.
[machine whirs, beeps]
[gasps]
After trying to perform his own appendectomy?
Oh, yeah?
Tuca! Don't!
This has a nice sound to it.
Every single thought or feeling you ever have?
You want your usual?
Whew, glad it's not just me.
Mmm.
I might be doing some light stalking.
Poetic.
Who knows why brains do these things,
[both laugh]
Is part of your healing journey.
[heroic music]
You said don't text and drive!
Go, bertie!
I'm gonna use it to change lightbulbs!
[fire whooshing]
[lively music]