Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bertie, you must marry me!

Ah! My experience points.

Maybe your past experience has led you here,

[machine whirs, beeps]

[mimics gunshots]

I'm gonna use it to change lightbulbs!

Sorry, I'll get a new one tomorrow!

You want your usual?

Every single thought or feeling you ever have?

You said don't text and drive!

This has a nice sound to it.

Hmm, how about...

I'm just trying something. Maybe it's too weird!

Is part of your healing journey.

I'm so ashamed.

Who knows why brains do these things,

You thought I wouldn't spot my girl

Bertie, don't panic. I have a plan.

How about something like this?

I might be doing some light stalking.

[fire whooshing]

Whew, glad it's not just me.

With its robust examples of civil engineering!

After trying to perform his own appendectomy?

So now, I'm thinking it's the mattress?

Nope, let's get out of here.

[speckle] yeah, tomato harvest!

Hey, bighairystallion69,

Goodbye, evil butt plug!

When we were first dating.