Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Headset. I won't hear a word the old geezers are saying.
Can't believe this is only 64 calories.
Oh, burn!
Um, sorry, Sheldon, that's it. That's all I got.
- Not a chance. - All right.
They're playing one across the hall. We should too.
- Really? What were you hoping for? - I don't know.
Oh, my, is it getting hot in here? Ay, Papi.
Usually the first move is you withhold sex...
Hmm.
Turn off our phones so our moms can't call.
Starting Saturday morning, "Star Wars" marathon.
- Woo-hoo. - Movies or video games?
I have been to the morgue and the hospital...
But I do... No, no, I knew what I was getting into.
I think you'll really enjoy yourself today. You get to meet my relatives.
I'm gonna publicly shame you and then sit back...
Rain check
How do I get him to treat me better?
Then I bought her a new laptop and the game...
...is six and a half hours. He said it was a magical evening.
- Good morning. - Hello.
He's handsome, he's lanky, he's brilliant.
Well, she'd just look silly wearing that without the rest of the costume.
You could use it for e-mails, letters, tattoos, what have you.
Sheldon, she wanted to show you off to her family and you stood her up, okay?
...you'd turn into Speedy Gonzalez.
...running around a bunch of pretend planets battling made-up monsters?
Guess I was hoping for a different reaction, but okay.