Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...I'll still be the guy who got a girl after Sheldon Cooper!
All right.
It'll be like our "World of Warcraft" party when the neighbors called the cops on us.
...playing video games, before you guys all got girlfriends.
These are for various things I can do for you.
...for a miniature-horse breeder named Armin.
Okay, seriously, stop. What the hell?
All right, so, yeah. Okay, now I'm gonna drink this entire cup.
I'm dating Sheldon Cooper.
- What's the difference? - There's absolutely no difference.
And that's how a girl makes a scene.
Star Wars. They get all cranky when you mix the two up.
I said, "No, I promised the guys I was gonna play a video game with them."
Low-fat turkey jerky.
"Shelly, women aren't anything but flipping pains in the bottom."
...please manipulate Amy into releasing me from my commitment...
Our record for sitting in a room together and not speaking...