Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah. We couldn't run an ad that said "no Portuguese," but...

Dad, I'm scared.

Imagine being that guy for a day.

Besides, Cecilia thinks my psoriasis is sexy.

Like the time I was on Blind Date.

No. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Who wants chowder?

Now, why, Colin, why would we both say that?

He torched your ass man

Definitely dead.

Hey! Neil and Cecilia.

So, you know, that's something to think about.

Sweetheart, we'll figure some way to get you out of this.

This big. Only it's my junk.

Peter Griffin throw up like a girl

I bet the person who wrote this has a deviantart account, and they also have a uvula fetish. (Don't ask why that is even a fetish people have.) Quote: "But I, don't, wanna, GET A WHOOPING!!! (Margo bawling loudly)"

So, I see here you worked for a family for a number of years.

I can't believe I'm out $34,000.

The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

What's going on?

and she was saying that you weren't a very good actor.

But where are those good old-fashioned values

I put these on my tab. Here, take a Far Side one.

Oh, God, this is so embarrassing. I can't believe this is happening to me.

Jenga, there it is.