Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But at least I understand that money doesn't grow on trees.

You know, I mean, what's the point?

I'm feeling adventurous tonight. Surprise me.

- Joel? - Tiffany?

Yeah, I get it.

and your squash racquet, and all your magic markers,

- Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's Eve. - Mmm-hmm.

If you don't have that, then half of a poppy-seed muffin

Uptown! And step on it! I'm in a huge hurry!

Reservations are at 7:00, so I'll pick you up at 5:30.

- Grab my hand! - Pull me up!

Chagrin? Who even says that?

I am more sure of this decision

"Oh, hi, Mom. It's me, Joel. Guess what? I'm dating this great girl.

so I practiced what I was going to say until it was perfect.

Who do you think it was?

Oh, we've got time. Waiter! More wine.

On your mark. Get set. Go.

Thought you two had eloped and gone to Paris.

Why did you say yes? He's so clearly wrong for you.

Wow! A cheeseburger, Mommy!

I heard about your divorce. I'm sorry.

Oh, shit! Look out, Joel! He's got a sword!

Anyway, after that debacle, I assumed I'd never see him again.

You're not interested. I get it.

Yes. And I should have done it a long time ago.

So it wasn't love at first sight, was it?

And one more thing. John, come on in here!

And even more importantly, if it smells more like lemon than chocolate.

That rat! First he steals my girlfriend, then he steals the Dickricker account!

I mean, I wish there was some sort of sign that proved it.

I think love is really abstract, you know?

- Hello? - Hi, Molly.

- Okay, all right, please... - Oh, my God!

I had a grandmother. Her name was Arlene Crabtree.

Of course you were!

- You look like you've had a bad day. - Yeah. Tell me about it.

Looks like you won't be getting that promotion after all.

Tucker, this is my friend, Joel.

Don't "hi" me, Joel. You're just like all the others.

Molly and I weren't speaking,

Well, I don't know Tiffany, but she sounds like a stupid bitch.

I was the bad guy! I didn't think of myself as a corporate raider.

"the dining room". Isn't that funny?

Yeah, see you never!

It was such a great beginning,

"and I want to get all juicy on your cock."

You're pretty adorable when you get all fussy like that.

Yeah. It's wrong.

from the Icebreaker Handbook,

"Lifestyles of the hick and nameless"

that we were better off as friends than spouses.

We wanted different things.

- You have breast cancer. - What?

Okay, good. Well, good.

- and flunk the hell out of this test! - Oh.

What happened to just a good old fashioned cup of coffee?

You can have the pussy Just save me the hole

And my store is doomed.

But in your case, brother, I'll make an exception.

Look Mister Thang, you bumped into me.

Now get your shit together, Joel.

grabbing a condom out of the rubber bowl and headin' over to meet my girlfriend.

- No, I think it's kind of clever. I like it. - What was that, Joel?

Being married is great. That's the point of view I represent.

That's very good. That's very cool.

They pinned me down, and they said,

Good answer! You did it, Joel.

Oh, great! Your party is in the same building as mine.

Is there anywhere we can get our own copy?

I let my desire to land the Dickricker account cloud my judgment!

Oh god bubby, I wanna fuck you so bad.

How about we take a gander at those documentos?

No, I'm... Forget it.

But I would rather be alone and happy than with you and unhappy.

What is... Wait a minute.