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Forever.
I really appreciate your apology about the other night,
Hello?
to focus on her photo-journalism career.
So now I'm in line for the big promotion. Not you. Pretty funny, huh?
- But, I... - Go!
I was just so hamburgies and hotdoggies.
I mean, this is me. This is where I live.
and-all-you-need-to-do- is-put-it-all-together
But as soon as I got back, I headed straight to Molly's store.
You're willing to just throw caution to the wind like that?
Martinson?
Frank?
I'm a mess.
And he was like, "No."
Well, luckily, we will be separating momentarily
- Is he here? Can I ask him? - Yes. Keith.
'Kay.
Yeah, she should be. Why?
Yeah, I even bought her a ring and everything.
Can I take the test again?
I think I like you, too.
Oh, my God. That's crazy!
Just because I work for a big corporation doesn't mean I don't like fiction books.
When you've been married as long as we have,
All right. Look, Bob. Here's the real truth.
Ghosts I'm fine with Ghouls and goblins, not so much
We're okay.
Communism could work. It really could. But what they're doing now isn't communism,
Christmastime charades! Tiffany, it's your turn.
I tried to move on with my life.
Come on, let's hurry, then!
Hey, Roland?
I'm gonna pursue my dream and open
Watch where you're going , ya fool !
Well, if being a grown-up means
I started sleeping with Frank again.
Don't say another word.
Listen to me. If you're asking me
- Yes, but big brother... - Hey, no "buts."
Hi, Mr. Joel. Are you my new daddy?
Oh, my boss is here. I'll call you later. Bye, Dad.
Jake.
I'm an entrepreneur. I own my own business.
Unbelievable.
Very good, madame.
- Hi, Daddy. - Hi, sweetheart.
Where'd he go?
- Me, too. - You do?
- By the way, she's a Nazi." - So they're a little eccentric!
Listen, I wanna clear something up before we go any further.
a couple of drinks, and we get to the airport.
but dreams aren't gonna put cash in your pocket.
The pasta and the beans and the lentils.
Thanks. Yours, too.
Hey, everybody! I'm a Thanksgiving turkey.
Yes?
Effective immediately.
That's right. And for the record,
All those in favor of demolishing Upper
Shit!
Ah, right. That was the same day that I got
Yummy, yummy, in my tummy!
and guess who was there?
Holy shit, Bob!
I don't watch TV. I think it brutalizes the senses.
cut both halves in half, and then throw them both away.
Hey, Aunt Flo.
Who are you?
is a metaphor for my inability to follow through on my romantic life.
Time's up. Jaws.
I know. But I can't ever change that.
I'm overwhelmed.
You're gettin' in that pussy hole.
Joel.
I don't know, Bob. I'll tell you, Halloween scares me.