Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't do it, man. I'm off duty.

Billy is my first name.

No, I want you to change your mind. Then I'll still have a job.

And this is me.

The only one we could find is just this really small

thinking about some stuff.

You know what, Jake? I've had it up to here with your little comments.

at the Guggenheim debating the merits of the New York Times.

Blue. What's your favorite TV show?

You know, you really hurt me, Tiff.

Oh, yes, we can. And we are.

Muchas gracias, Armando.

I love how you make a goofy face every time you don't know what to say.

No, that's just my name. Eggbert. Or Eggman, for short.

Uh, look, I wanted to call you and apologize

Like it? Try "love it"!

You don't know anything! I can't even do yoga any more. I only do Pilates.

Let's give our relationship another try.

- You have a second? - What's up?

Well, how about this?

I know where she is! Follow me!

"What has he won, Johnny?" "A new car!"

- How you doin'? - Hello, sir.

You know, maybe you'd feel more comfortable

and the business cards you printed up, funded by yours truly.

- after they meet up... - Right.

Oh, for cryin' out loud, Molly, will you marry me?

You know, for a smart guy, big brother, you sure are an idiot.

Story of my life. At least I tried, right?

Do it. Do it, Joel. Don't overthink this.

Long story short, the store is gone.

Um, I think the idea is that

and I was back with my old girlfriend, my old life.

Okay. I'm going to step out of the crossfire here.

For better or worse, we've been together ever since.

My bobbing apples!

Oh. Ah... Hi, Eggbert. How are you?

I think you're A-okay.

Oh, my God, this is all happening so fast.

that I didn't want to do it, you know where I would go?

I've been going through a lot recently, and I was just feeling all...

She is beautiful, isn't she, Joel?

Happy New Year!

We can't do this.

- My mat, Joel. - I didn't know.

My party tomatoes!

I knew at that very moment that I had screwed up big-time.

Tell it to the judge, Spike.

So he went down on me, and I came in one second.

You're not the only one in this family who's getting his shit together.

Oh, hey. Brenda and I are having a series of three holiday parties,

Oh, probably not, Joel. Old habits die hard.

You know, yeah, it is funny.

I love him. But I hate him!

We're gonna obliterate it!

Joel, you're not gonna like this.

invited me down to his place in Miami to check it out,

But come on, man. You've gotta get over it, buddy.

- Oh, boy. That's a long story. - Yeah.

That is too funny.

You are the love of my life.

She's not here.

Let's just say the discussing part stopped, but the heated part continued.

- Those are brand new washcloths. - Oh.

- I'm a regular here. - Yeah. Regular beanbag.

Of course. You must have gone to a gag store or something, huh?

It's kind of stupid.

before rushing back to Molly and asking for another chance.

I know. The only difference is it's not a movie. It's our real life.

What kinds of things are you passionate about?

It's not what it looks like.

Because you can have your stupid money.

That was such a good joke.

"Your dick is so fat and greasy and amazing."

That's the jerk I met at Bob and Brenda's Halloween party.