Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Then I just want to be friends.

(CHUCKLING) Okay.

Enough! Okay? This is inappropriate and it stops right now.

Why don't we just go by ourselves?

but all of the ink in the printer was gone.

How do they know? How does this know where to turn?

What I think you should do is roll up the memo real tight...

Actually we've been dating for a couple of months.

My heart SOARS... with the eagle's nest

I never cared about you?

Oh, that's a pain in the ass.

Exit the window! Here we go.

because they are a form of ageism.

He's the fire guy. Don't start any fires.

Replace "car" with "democracy"

Then I will call David Wallace and you can explain to him

I Miss You Man!

I'm 30. Well, in November, I'll be 30.

What is going on here?

I swore I wouldn't tell anybody this, but

Yes. She is nuts.

Okay, thanks. All right.

No. We're throwing out the entire playbook, we're starting from scratch,

So, who's next? Larry Meyers.

Where are the Nouriel’s? Where are they?

Well, I won't speak for Jim, but it's, like, pretty official.

Is there another meeting scheduled?

as a replacement cat for the one I destroyed.

When the Gunner makes a comment

but they are also illegal

A machine told me to drive into a lake. And I did it.

Where is the internet!!

Oh, no. We're just sitting here.

also i love you

"we're dating" things for the company.

And I am going to win them back by myself because this is important to me.

Christopher Columbus Finding "India"

just bring a little color to it. I like it a lot.

Where is the nicotine, WHERE IS IT!?!

"and I have to seem like an ogre, but you know me

I just felt that if we were to downsize Kelly

Okay, we're gonna split up into teams. Jim, Phyllis. Stanley, Dwight. Me, Andy.

Only thing that could make this day better is ice cream

YOU NEED AWESOME LEASONS

That would be great.

It's gonna cut costs, and it will make ordering much, much easier.

Michael, technology helps business, okay? You should not resist it.

(INDIFFERENTLY) Yeah.

Michael! Michael!

This is the way the world is moving.

FEMALE VOICE: Proceed to the highlighted route, then route guidance will begin.

AND COMPUTERS ARE ABOUT TRYING TO MURDER YOU IN A LAKE

I don't think anyone heard anything.

Companies, they can't discriminate against people due to old age.

(INHALES DEEPLY)

If the kid wants to set mine up, I'll let him.

Ah! Still sends his own Proxy. Good for you!

Is she gonna be, like, 11 this winter?

I AM A BIG BOSS NOW

Mom "i don't know what i'd do without your sister" me being annoying because I'm pissed "That's what she said"

Everything okay? Everything's cool, dude.

So, how are you?

Okay... So I don't think it's any of your business.

Please come back. Okay, you know what?