Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Where are the Nouriel’s? Where are they?

If the kid wants to set mine up, I'll let him.

Okay... So I don't think it's any of your business.

Where is the nicotine, WHERE IS IT!?!

A machine told me to drive into a lake. And I did it.

Ah! Still sends his own Proxy. Good for you!

Everything okay? Everything's cool, dude.

Michael! Michael!

Companies, they can't discriminate against people due to old age.

Okay, we're gonna split up into teams. Jim, Phyllis. Stanley, Dwight. Me, Andy.

I Miss You Man!

Okay, thanks. All right.

Well, I won't speak for Jim, but it's, like, pretty official.

Please come back. Okay, you know what?

(CHUCKLING) Okay.

This is the way the world is moving.

"we're dating" things for the company.

Actually we've been dating for a couple of months.

I swore I wouldn't tell anybody this, but

And I am going to win them back by myself because this is important to me.

Where is the internet!!

When the Gunner makes a comment

I never cared about you?

Is there another meeting scheduled?

I don't think anyone heard anything.

What is going on here?

That would be great.

but they are also illegal

but all of the ink in the printer was gone.

because they are a form of ageism.

No. We're throwing out the entire playbook, we're starting from scratch,

Michael, technology helps business, okay? You should not resist it.

It's gonna cut costs, and it will make ordering much, much easier.

So, who's next? Larry Meyers.

Mom "i don't know what i'd do without your sister" me being annoying because I'm pissed "That's what she said"

So, how are you?

Yes. She is nuts.

Only thing that could make this day better is ice cream

I'm 30. Well, in November, I'll be 30.

Then I will call David Wallace and you can explain to him

(INHALES DEEPLY)

My heart SOARS... with the eagle's nest

"and I have to seem like an ogre, but you know me

as a replacement cat for the one I destroyed.

FEMALE VOICE: Proceed to the highlighted route, then route guidance will begin.

How do they know? How does this know where to turn?

Oh, no. We're just sitting here.

Replace "car" with "democracy"

AND COMPUTERS ARE ABOUT TRYING TO MURDER YOU IN A LAKE

just bring a little color to it. I like it a lot.

He's the fire guy. Don't start any fires.

Then I just want to be friends.

Is she gonna be, like, 11 this winter?

Exit the window! Here we go.

Enough! Okay? This is inappropriate and it stops right now.

also i love you

(INDIFFERENTLY) Yeah.

I just felt that if we were to downsize Kelly

Why don't we just go by ourselves?

I AM A BIG BOSS NOW

YOU NEED AWESOME LEASONS

What I think you should do is roll up the memo real tight...

Christopher Columbus Finding "India"

Oh, that's a pain in the ass.