Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How was your day?

Since before your barbecue.

Because they're lame.

Did you even try?

And the last guy says, "No, hairy body."

Hi, everyone. Michael, can I talk to you for a second?

but this is much more fun.

And guess what, buddy? I am keeping it.

KELLY: I want you to tell me that you care about me. That is what I want.

We’ll Bill You

What? Yes. I am right.

For the record, I have never been involved with anyone at work in any capacity.

In fact, many cultures revere old people

I'm not saying I had a meteoric rise...but I did.

Jim, how awesome is Ryan now?

I drove my car into a (BLEEP) lake.

I happen to think that the old ways of doing business are better.

I got you one. Oh, wow. Thank you.

Also I love you

Where are the dingers??? Where are they???

MICHAEL: My clothes are so wet.

I'm 30. Well, on November I'll be 30.

Mankydo I want you to take up your useless comments and roll em up reall tight

Jim Halpert's off the market.

Well, because of a machine.

Listen, I don't want to take any more of your time.

That would be great.

Well, we're 0 for 6.

last time I checked, Dunder Mifflin already has a website.

What was his name?

I think Ryan has a gay crush on me.

Where is the stream?

It's clear and subtle at the same time.

That's very impressive.

It is not acceptable to give or receive a gift to an HCP It is permissible to send a handwritten note or card.

(PHONE RINGING)

at these businesses unannounced and we are going to win them back.

How's she doing?

knows where it is going. This is the lake!

What about cash? With cash you can buy whatever you want,

PHYLLIS: Michael? Yes.

my wet friend and I are gonna wait for our cabs on your nice couches.

and remember that we provide a personal touch.

(CHUCKLING) Sweet, chocolate turtles.

threatened us with a lawsuit, so we had to back off.

When does the website go up? As fast as possible.

Good. That is what's most important.

I did it because I trusted Ryan's precious technology.

So, let me... Yeah.

Where is the internet!!

Okay... Little old man-boy.

is a new business-to-business website interface

No, she's wonderful at accounting.

Let's get serious here.

I can't... I can't talk about this right now, okay?

You're over 40. That's the cut-off.

That guy was so...

Toby, was this your fun little way of congratulating us?

Boy, is he a jerk. I don't even know if I want it.

You weren't here for that.

Where are the host trees?

What I think you should do is roll up the error real tight...

in the interest of revealing secrets...

Ryan wants everything in our company to be about emails and IMs,

i love you guys so much

Oh, is Ryan coming back today?

I don't understand what the big deal is.