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i love you guys so much
I did it because I trusted Ryan's precious technology.
Oh, is Ryan coming back today?
Good. That is what's most important.
What I think you should do is roll up the error real tight...
When does the website go up? As fast as possible.
I got you one. Oh, wow. Thank you.
No, we're not.
Elevators.
Yes, it was.
KELLY: I want you to tell me that you care about me. That is what I want.
That guy was so...
(PHONE RINGING)
Where are the host trees?
Also I love you
Toby, was this your fun little way of congratulating us?
We’ll Bill You
No, she's wonderful at accounting.
Because they're lame.
Jim, how awesome is Ryan now?
For the record, I have never been involved with anyone at work in any capacity.
Hi, everyone. Michael, can I talk to you for a second?
What was his name?
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And the last guy says, "No, hairy body."
That's very impressive.
What about cash? With cash you can buy whatever you want,
(MEOWS)
How's she doing?
I'm 30. Well, on November I'll be 30.
Fine.
So, let me... Yeah.
I don't understand what the big deal is.
Where is the internet!!
Okay... Little old man-boy.
knows where it is going. This is the lake!
MICHAEL: My clothes are so wet.
Listen, I don't want to take any more of your time.
I'm not saying I had a meteoric rise...but I did.
PHYLLIS: Michael? Yes.
I happen to think that the old ways of doing business are better.
in the interest of revealing secrets...
fsdfsfsdf
What? Yes. I am right.
Where are the dingers??? Where are they???
Well, we're 0 for 6.
threatened us with a lawsuit, so we had to back off.
I think Ryan has a gay crush on me.
Oh, boy.
and remember that we provide a personal touch.
You're over 40. That's the cut-off.
Mankydo I want you to take up your useless comments and roll em up reall tight
Yeah. Exactly.
last time I checked, Dunder Mifflin already has a website.
Okay. Okay.
Jim Halpert's off the market.
Did you even try?
I can't... I can't talk about this right now, okay?
my wet friend and I are gonna wait for our cabs on your nice couches.
Since before your barbecue.
You weren't here for that.
(CHUCKLING) Sweet, chocolate turtles.
It is not acceptable to give or receive a gift to an HCP It is permissible to send a handwritten note or card.
at these businesses unannounced and we are going to win them back.
Well, because of a machine.
And guess what, buddy? I am keeping it.
Where is the stream?
Boy, is he a jerk. I don't even know if I want it.
.
TUNA TUNA TUNA
Let's get serious here.
In fact, many cultures revere old people
but this is much more fun.
is a new business-to-business website interface
Ryan wants everything in our company to be about emails and IMs,
How was your day?
That would be great.
Ah.
Me as fuck.
I drove my car into a (BLEEP) lake.
It's clear and subtle at the same time.
Um...
Uh-huh.