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When someone done drank up all the coolaid and left the pitcher in there empty.
Come back here with my truck! Give me that truck back!
it used to be holly pavlo redirecting lonny di roijuter's attention to other things than yanking curvy leg hairs out constantly but she quit so it would be tim pavlo taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
After the devil made you, he broke the mold,
- How much for this candy bar? - Five dollars,
- Me and Dashiki's gonna tie that knot, - Tie a knot in that bitch's tubes,
Three,
Gang?
- Why don't you come with us? - What?
No!
Oh my money ain’t good?
Oh, my God, The mother of Mecca is right here before me!
Dashiki
Bug-uh niggah, that’s the baby’s lunch!
Oh no Nigga
- What's up, Crazy? - What's up, y'all? I'II be right there,
I hate playing blot Because half the cards are black
? Is it love you wanna find
Beautiful White Queen
Gimme Money, Gimme Money
- Look at you, You got big, man, - You know what I'm sayin',
That'll be 10.38...wash them filthy hands
Features don't lie Semen don't lie
Oh no nigga you ain't going no where
And I wanna Ieave the 'hood with you,
Happy Birthday Kevin
Black that like white girls The white girl
Oh no nigga... You ain't going nowhere!!!
? So if you swingin' on things Or down to gangbang
Just don't shoot,
Aye… tha VA take care of me
What the fuck is he worried about?
I usually don't even go home with guys when I first meet them,
Ain't that the truth
Work at the bakery, get comfortable Then imma rob them muthafuckers blind
I can understand how a pretty girl Iike yourself might make a man a Iittle sick,
(Tray) Crazy Legs used to be the best dancer in the 'hood.
You're so tight,
Damn! Hey, Tray, if you can't get nothin' here, you're gonna die a virgin,
Hold him down babe let mama have him
one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish,
Nigger, get it around on that side,
- Throw away the key! - Throw away the key!
Payments Compliance
? U can't touch this
We didn’t even do nothing
I’m pregnant
facemelter
? And some you never knew would get you hot
But you can't take the hood niggas out Dashiki
and over here we have contestant number 1... glorry! glorry!
who's filling in for glynn white? tobias hollemanns.
Work at the bank, get comfortable Then imma rob that muthafukker blind°_°
Say, that's a nice walker, Iady, Cough it up! Turn around! Snap!
Are Yall Ready For The BBQ? Naughty Nytes nyc & The Sex Vault Kink Meets Swing Memorial day weekend
- Takin' all my money, - Come on, Iet's be up outta here, I won,
- Amen! - Don't ask no questions,
Happy
Hey, stupid, you realize you just kissed every nigga at the party?
Yeah,
Hully up and farrow!
It ain't all about the size of the boat, It's the motion in the ocean,
- Let me ask you a question, - What's up?
- Talk dirty to me, - I'm comin'!
Here at the Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree Of Life
- What up? - Hey, what's up? How you doin'?
- I'm gonna get some, right? - Don't even play me Iike that,
Well, Take Yo Ass Over There And Let Him Fuck Yo Head Up!
Take me to jail!
I went to see Jason's Lyric this weekend,
No, You know, men always seem to be really intimidated by me,
Drive, motherfucker! Drive!
THIS BROCOLI... IS SOME GOOD SHYT!
? Cripple any drama that reside in the mind
Why didn't y'all invite me to the party?
Listen, sister, Iisten! You are a strong African-American woman,
Quit Iickin' Iike that or I'II put you outside to make me some money,
Yeah, my,,, Hey! My turn, Here we go,
Happy Birthday Homie Fight the power... or nap its all the same really :)
WTF!!
Ashtray! You little bitch ass mothafucka!!
Hurry up and buy $HUB
- Is you OK, snowflake? - Oh, yes, my big chocolate warrior,
? Up north to the down south Live wires connect
This how it’s gonna be after quarantine
- Some Iove me Iong time or somethin', - You don't Iike? You don't buy,
walking into unemployment office like
look at all myse aneus BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
It's just that, when I drink, sometimes I get a Iittle crazy,
Y o!, I'm fixed to tell you how it is in the 'hood,
Happy Birthday Homie Happy Birthday Homie
Hey, where the seatbelts at?
All right,then. All right, playa. Stayup.
Hold him down, baby, Let Momma have him,
Yeah, you get crazy, Come on,
Melia, melia, melia
Hey, you wanna read me one?
it used to be donnatella versace elbowing samara jassat because she had black skin she wanted white but she quit so it would be donnatella coyle taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
- Boy, am I happy to see you, man, - AIways remember, my brother,
Azzy Dirt
? Devise schemes by all means Like a sunrise when it beams
LAURA GUARDA UN PO BALLIAMO INSIEME
I figured I Get a job at target work real hard, work my way up to manager learn the systems a little bit And buy all the neca figures and sell them at high prices
Then get on the freeway, punch it to 85,
? Of the Wu and learned how to fuck up yo' anatomy
Yes he does But not you
You grown But your mom or grand mom got life insurance on you
Break yo self foo An gimmie dat number
- Y'all wanna see a dead body? - Yeah,
Now I'm gonna wear you out, you Iittle punk,
? So everybody just get on down
? Golden Arms is bronze, buddah palm hit Qu'ran
What’s up?
Man, I need to get out of this place,
He fuckin' with the wrong motherfucker,
Burgess Mountain City, NV
IF YOU SELL YOUR LOANS THEN WHY DONT I JUST GO TO CHASE
you see the suds roll down crack of that ass
? Or waitin' on the train It's still the same thing
- AII right, motherfucker, Iet's get it on! - (screams)
Father's name - I don't know,
Damn, girl,
Some children grow up to be butchers, bakers or candlestick makers. Some would grow up to be good at making Jell-O salad.
When Floridians try to evacuate Irma at the last minute, Irma be like
Now, I've done all I can,
When you don't pass your test
JERIKA
to take away the self-esteem of another race,
(man) J-Nug, are you all right? Answer me, man! You all right? J-Nug!
When she acts innocent
? I'm Staten Island's best son fuck what you heard
Dick thrusts his Iarge member into her waiting vagina,
What up cuz?!
- You always this shy, Keisha? - Mm-hm,
YO PASS THAT SHIT!
The social worker's comin' and I'm still claimin' your ass,
Yeah!
Have you seen Terry sunbathing
Well, you know,
? What? My style's ridiculous Who's gettin' with that spectaculous
Not
Get to the damn fuckin' part
? Or waitin' on the train It's still the same thing
Hey, what's up, niggas?
. .
Drinking, smoking weed and all types of ill shit
You don't know me, That's right,