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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
with Iittle, itty-bitty
Come on, Iet's hold the porch down!
Standing up and your bowl hits the floor and shatters
you know that wrong thing you do when you have the wrong answer on a game show and the buzzer goes: " errrrrah! wrong try again."
Apple Baby Cowgirl Dragon Elephant Farmer Grandma Hippo Insect Jester Kangaroo Llama Mermaid Ninja Orange Pirate Queen bee Robot Starfish T-Rex Umpire Vampire Wizard Yo-Yo Zombie
- ? What you do? - ? Eat her out
- What did you say to me? - I'II suck your dick, man,
All right, getin there.
You think about it, OK?
Y’all to quiet Sup cuz
WHEN SHIBE GETS CAUGHT BY NEBULOUS HEADSTAFF
Making me measure and shit
- Thanks, - You're number 1,01 2,
tonight i'll be eating 78 sautèèd vegtable wraps 7 kale shakes and a beef vindaloo from pastacup in floreat tonight i'll be eating 78 maki rolls and a ham pizza from sushi sushi in bibra lake
? Before I do autopsies on these MCs
I hate black keys on a piano!
Fixed my hair, made sure it was slick and greasy,
What?
Anyway, I think I'm in Iove,
(breaks wind)
swine my brotha?
How come you never came to see me, man?
Well take yo ass east and let them fuck yo stomach up
AII right, motherfucker, Iet's get it on!
we aint do nothin
? Yeah, I got the hits that the busters can't get with
HBD Lil D'
? This rhyme you digest through the RZA console
You know, Malik is the first one in the 'hood to go to college,
Oh! My money ain’t good here!
M
OK, Thank you,
ain't that the truth!
- I can't, - Why not?
- My Iittle pigmy brother, - AII right, African brother,
Why you sweatin me???
That nigga Marcos love bbc i saw the tape
I hate my gums, 'cause they black!
Salary desired,
? My repertoire is USSR
Knick knack paddy whack, give the dog a bone,
I was fooling wit y’all man
More kids than Ms. Wayans
(clapping and stamping rhythmically)
If you steal from a man, you can replace what you steal
? I prolong Extravaganza, time sits still
- The jury awards you $6,2 million, - Damn,
Them was jokes I was foolin y’all
Hey!
I want you to finish school 'cause without an education,
Hurry up and buy!
Stay away from that, Everybody in the 'hood's been up in her,
Now, I realize that every now and again
But I can't teach you how to be a man,
I WAS FOOLIN Y'ALL
You think U.N Owen might have placed the ring? Well maybe Wargrave but i'm not ready to rule anything out yet.
Toke, toke, nigga, Toke it! Toke it!
? Trueness, yeah, they get no props
...
'Cause the black man ain't got no place in the workforce,
Yo! How are you doin', man? How's it goin'?
WHAT!!! They better give me some sucky sucky for $1200/night lol
I don't want you to think I'm a freak or nothin' Iike that,
yes beryl snokal where have you been snorkeling? atlantis.
Let me tell you about OId School,
Dashiki That's swahili for doggy style
Break ya self fool!
My milk of magnesia, after the devil made you He broke the mold baby, lawd haf merthy!
Oh, my old stinky ass is fine,
Ah, that'sdeep.
Man, Right there,
Magus The ram
HAppy Birthday KT!!
Ashtray, wake up,
Ready Ready
What did I tell you about disrespectin' my Nubian princesses?
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
AII right, motherfucker, Iet's get it on!
When the CDC changes it's mind on wearing masks
what would happen if i was a circle cut? well i'd templar your template out of submission.
? And if she cries on the very next day, what you do?
Do you know how many crumb cakes I can get for that? How many chocolate milks?
what the white man's been doin' to us for 400 years,
I ain't afraid to fuck somebody in his ass!!! WHOA!!
Yeah, see, the next man who Ioves me and Ieaves me so quick,
Give me a dollar and I'II Ieave you alone,
? All of the things your man won't do
Whyyyyyyy?!?!?
Give me back my money
Talk dirty to me I'm cummin!
Wrong hole, fool,
Well, anyway, you just be careful,
- So what? You knockin' boots yet? - Yeah,
happy bithday tottsie ... happy bithday home boy
Either they don't know,
Damn, girl yo so tight Wrong hole fool
Now give me a kiss and be a good boy,
Loc Dog went into show business.
So I start to get into my mac daddy Denzel mode, you know, Yeah,
What's up? We got a problem, Toothpick?
? Start to scream out loud, Wu-Tang's back for more
Like a rose's fragrance or a child's birth,
Give me my money back,
You been paralyzed for the Iast five years,
1 2
Happy Birthday HOMIE
Height - six deuce, baby,
- ? What you do? - ? Bust her out, bust her out
Are those Girbauds? Shit, I'm gonna be sportin' them, man,
Wrong Hole, Foo!
? Cash it in, and get ten dollars back
I’ll give you a call about five o’clock, alright?
Until then, I ain't never done foreplay before.
? He's got to get out the game, get out the game
Man, I'II suck your dick, man,
? Butt naked, get busy
Nigga I dont know you
- Thanks, You always know what to say, - Thought you knew, boy,
Oh, no, nigga, you ain't goin' nowhere,
How come you talk all that noise about white men and then go date white women?
You see, it's terms Iike the word nigga that the white man uses
Oh, nigga, that's Dashiki,
Are you thirsty?
? Hush, I'm comin' through with the bum rush
I ain't got to do nothin', My momma take care of me,
ey, stupid, you realize you just kissed every nigga at the party?
Momma!
- Hey, mister, - What's up, Iittle man?
We got arrested for Being black on a Friday night
Clayton making a Few extra dollars
Perra
Then there came another girl, who wanted to be friends Vendetta cannot stand her. So she plots her end
? With more games than beggars on trains livid sharp pains
and tryin' to survive on welfare checks?
- Preach, What up, nigga? - Y'all need to stop usin' the word "nigga",
What's up? Heard you got my boy Toothpick's girlfriend pregnant?
- I get the point, That was,,, - You Iiked it?
This ain’t no free ride
Fuck kirkman
Dashiki, fool,
Hold him down suga Let moma get him
This nigga
Yeah, yeah, Forties and 9s, That's my favorite store,