Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bang! 1,000, 2,000, 3,000.

So, he's a gold mine, yeah. (BURPS) Oh, excuse me.

It's a really nice present, really nice.

Well,... Po-land, Poo-land, Porkie-Pie-land, what... You know.

I have the receipt, you can change it.

# BIG-BAND SWING

Right. How many sexual partners have you had?

With a pig farmer.

Our specials are the Sir John Falstaff bangers with mash

Why didn't you get me a proper one?

and as fun to be with as... my mum.

so I want somebody staggeringly good-looking, but a bit dull,

Oh, God! Oh, my God, I'm gonna die! Oh, I've shat myself! Ah!

Alice! Alice! >

up against the wall, erm, quite scratchy and passionate.