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I can no longer be your emperor.
What? You did it! it's not my fault!
‐(huffs) ‐(huffs)
You always get so worked up whenever you watch the mortals.
Can't be too careful these days.
(sighs) You guys think we'll ever be free again?
you give slave owners a bad name.
but he knew how to be an ox.
I swore a sacred oath to free them.
Oh, my little vestal non‐virgin,
I can't believe the emperor didn't even come to my party.
I now realize...
We were covering for you, jackass.
the young couple began their rise to power...
Does anyone think it was weird that Dad killed me?
For ambition was the force that built the Roman Empire
He's never gonna free us.
Oh, it's some dumb career development thing
The die was cast.
It lets those pesky Christians know they aren't going to win
Once again, bickering in public
- Yeah! - (cheering)
Hurry, and you can still escape.
CURATOR: And, so, in choosing greed over loyalty,
(sing‐songy): Swish and slash and spin and kick
What could be more liberating than marriage?
For once in your life,
Don't blame me. Blame your mother.
Why is the store closed?
CURATOR: Bartigula was fast,