HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Exactly.
Oh, my.
A vision in hyper color and hammer pants.
Walk the plank.
I was serious.
I'm gonna stay with somebody forever.
Uh, I had a drink,
Constable Reggie, it appears the Blorgons have developed
Oh, my God, we're so happy for you!
She almost broke my nose.
It's, uh, h-t-t-p, colon, forward slash, forward slash,
Marriage is a lie! Nobody commits to this!
but "normal" went out the door the day you did.
Maybe that's what scares you.
- What do you say, baby? - Mmm.
I'm Betty Crocker. I'm Martha Stewart.
more food for less money, and provide the campus
I promise to bottle up my repulsion
By the wedding, our temptation to act weird will be gone.
Mm-hmm.
- No offense. - Knock it off.
- and nobody understands why. - Yeah, well, it's all I got.
of that take-a-penny, leave-a-penny nonsense.
How fiscal will the quarterly earnings be?
Can you even imagine what kind of wedding I could throw
Woman, I've been waiting for you for two hours.
Ah! I know.
That was an odd dot to connect
It's in my stupid DNA.
I'm not being sarcastic.
I do.
and I looked in my heart,