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Shirley, Shirley, Shirley, Shirley.
I miss having a coffee shop.
The board went over my head on this one.
And how fiscal will the quarterly earnings be?
Well, if we can't get back to the way things were,
I mean, just nut up and die alone.
I promise to earn no more than 70% of what you would make
And now, look at me!
- You are glowing. - I know, isn't it exciting?
Okay, okay.
At the time, he meant I was under the age of consent.
I can't even pretend to get behind it.
I brought sodas, so we can toast to our futures.
How does it work?
I'm just a kid with a bunch of money, I...
How many sandwich places did you have?
but you can't lie to me.
Let's say... Writer's secret, bad pitch...
I've already registered a website...
And then we could lay down on the sidewalk and be invisible.
they're drinking antiquated gender roles.
It was invented back
And I found nothing, so I had a drink.
regarding things like second weddings,
I could think about it.
is going to change. You have to accept that.
♪ We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year ♪
- How many? - Pick a number, dick!
- Crab walk home? - Yeah.
No. That's already weird.
Um, Jeff, I was wondering if you would do us the honor
You're anti-wedding, now?
Oy...
- Blorgons? - Blorgons.
in all the movies that Annie rents.
No problem, I've still got plan "C."
- It's a sucker's game. - It's a mutual cop out.
You know, maybe Shirley's got a point.
Wait.
that need to be extracted.