Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm an escort.
- Milf alert. - Got Milf?
I always poop a tiny bit when I pee.
- Well, I'm sorry, but Janet's coming. - Boo, boo, Janet, boo.
I bet this is the first Thanksgiving where you got stuffed by a turkey.
In that case, winged migration.
Great to see you too.
You.
But other people would say, "Good for that little piece of meatloaf."
That is great news.
I heard you were getting married, so I got you a wedding gift.
Dad, did you kill Turkey Luke Wilson?
Listen. I'm sorry.
Oh, he's been tweeting all night.
Oh, please don't make me leave.
They went to Vegas?
Much like today, as my family breaks bread with you, the human garbage of Las Vegas.
The holiest of holidays. Yah!
Janet, I have found in you the other half of myself...
Yo, yo, Earth to Girth.
It must be nice not to worry about how you look...
Donna, we can't have guests.
You're too nice a guy for a party girl like me.
...so they got God looking after them.