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Technically, no.
Does toilet paper count as important papers?
Oh, hey, cool jury duty summons you never responded to.
I guess, yes.
Okay, wait, what are you doing?
Three, three and a half if you're buzzed.
Dear Lord.
but I realized I left my keys in the car.
Cars need their oil changed.
- (zapping) - Anyone else notice the air
- Nope. - I love it.
- All right. - (whimpers)
What? Oh. No. I mean, we're open.
so you have attainable goals.
Uh, this feels dangerous.
the clapping and the talking at the same time.
formed a monster?
♪ How many people died in the fire? ♪
- What'd you say? - Everyone knows. Uh, nothing.
- It's for our safe. - You got a safe?
♪ Lizzie Sheedy likes to cuss when she's driving on the bus ♪
because... ♪ Look what Tina can do with her hands! ♪
♪ And now we sink into the sea. ♪
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
Yeah, you're on your own, Bob.
Stand back, guys. This is where preparation meets opportunity.
Hi, I'm Tape.
It's got to be in here.
You're a millionaire restauranteur.
Where are you gonna get rubber bands?
All right, I was worried when you said five, to be honest.
of... hands.