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Not in my case, that's for sure.
...and that you're gonna hypnotize me into your cult.
Do you think I could be one of those people?
What's the difference between this sexual specialist...
Yes.
I liked some of the other stuff just as much or better, but I'm glad it's behind me.
That's a long time for some people.
You're serious about this?
Hypothetically...
I felt cursed.
The idea is, if it makes her happy and him happy...
I was sort of hoping to get a quote in advance.
It won't fit. It's not going to fit. Mark, it will fit just fine.
So the difference between me and a prostitute...
I just kept thinking, Is that it?
Can I ask you something? Sure. What would you like to ask?
How old are you? Thirty-eight.
Nice shirt. As in racy and sophisticated?
It's okay. It's just a question of depth of penetration for most people.
It keeps me breathing.
...that my taste buds are pretty jaded.
I don't just write poems to anyone.
Oh, I didn't think of that. Then why are you doing it?
Really?
Oh, let me think. What was it like?
Of course.
Uh-huh.
Have you had any experience?
Breathe slowly and think of something delicious.
Can we try for that next time?
I'm never gonna have intercourse with Cheryl or any other woman.
Come on, Mark.
Would you mind if I asked you a favor?
When people become attached to each other.
...and a common prostitute?
I would find it absolutely intolerable not to be able to blame someone for all this.
My parents could have left me in a nursing home, you know.
I forgot.
Thank you so much.
We know this is not unusual after first successful intercourse...
You forgot this.
Careful. Not so fast.
Want to go out sometime?
Yeah. Go ahead.
Ha, ha, ha. How did he get so lucky?
We have two sessions left Is that correct?
Just tell me something about yourself.
He's supposed to be having a therapy session.
Any parts of your body you don't want me to touch?
Just try and think about something else.
Would you ask your mother...
Yes.
Okay, fine. Here goes.
...it made no difference to her at all.
That's what I want.
Her name's Vera. Welcome, Vera.
But she kept holding me inside her.
I'd love to hear it.
Hi. How you doing? Good. Good. Come on in.
Oh, wonderful.
You're usually right about these things.
Boston. You?
Well, let's just say I value your advice just as much as I do the therapist's.
Uh... Maybe.
But in the little bit that's left...