Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is the body that God crafted for you.
Unofficially, yes.
Imposing on someone I hardly know to fornicate in their home.
Hi, Mark. This is Cheryl.
Mark was able to achieve an erection...
Blah, blah, blah.
Or what?
Well, I guess I can throw away that little speech.
Well, it could have been you.
Ahem. Cheryl, would you please pass the salt?
Running along the Atlantic Ocean.
Then maybe we should pull the plug now.
Do you really feel like him?
That's it. That's all I've got. I told you, it's short.
Do you have other questions?
After poetry and sex?
That's O'Brien in the motorized gurney heading for class last week.
I promise. Really?
- Hi. - Hi.
That's a whole other thing. What are you doing opening my mail?
Well, then, we should pray.
Maybe intercourse would prove I was an adult.
Too soon, I came.
I've got it. I've got you. Don't worry. Be careful, please.
Do you want to talk to someone or...?
I wanted to believe that because of Cheryl my life had changed, but it hadn't.
And you are a saint.
Or we could stop now.
You were fantastic.
No, no. I'm used to it.
Whoa.
Sometimes people can be very shy about their emotions.
Sometimes I ejaculate during a bed bath in front of my attendants.
So...
Scratch with your mind.
Love is a journey.
What? What am I doing here? Yes or no?
Today I hope you see a man upon this stage.
And in this way, Mark lived his life.
Well, it's good to have some kind of insurance.
It's an evil thought, but I can't help it. Is she dishonest?
But you could touch me anywhere.
There was no escaping it.
...or a sideways reverse cowgirl.
Correct. Has anyone done it for you?
And drop your robe halfway.
Wet sand between my toes.
Now is fine.
Yes, I love you, but not in that way.
...I told her again that I was in love with her and I wanted to marry her.
Be romantic.
...but I work and sleep in the iron lung.
Don't worry about it. Go on.
...and when I come back, we're going to achieve full penetration.
And it does? And it does.
Some people find motels exciting.
Would I be correct in assuming you're unable to masturbate?
Okay, I don't want to hear any more about God cursing you.
That's what they usually tell boys to do. Baseball.
That way, you'll be able to have some control...
Thanks. Well, give me a call if you need anything.
I think sex is a serious matter.
I only dated white guys in high school. Why is that?
Anything, really.
Somehow you don't feel like you've done it until you've gone all the way in.
Then a look of pleasure brushed lightly over her face...
...which now has a proven track record.
Yes. Perfect. Okay.
I'm gonna check for any loose hairs on your back.
Seriously.
And as I said, I'm here for you.
Amanda would have been a pretty girl
...you know, in case the need arose. It might be worth thinking about.
I'm sorry that he's not here any more.
Okay. I'm going.
As she glided through crowds of lives
...but I think today's the day. Can I make a suggestion?
And against all odds, by Mark's own admission...
And what did the boyfriend think?