Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But before I go, I want you to close your eyes.
Or which would you like to do first?
Not yet.
Nothing to hide behind.
Here I was, ready to offer comfort to the forlorn.
...to keep this moment from ever happening. Not this time.
Oh, sir, I'd wait a couple minutes. That coffee's kind of hot.
They say there is a cup of life...
It's Mark. I'll try 911.
I guess you might as well save that money. Buy yourself a futon.
What happens when...?
...the minute something starts to hurt.
He cannot help but seeing me as the multifunctional, all-purpose woman.
...which is either half empty or half full...
Boy, am I glad to see you.
Breathing.
That's not gonna help you. It's gonna make it worse.
Yes.
...could do anything useful for me right now.
I want you to look at me this time.
Relieved that Rod got to me in time, but I...
Eighteenth floor. Oh...
Yes. Yes.
This therapist...
...I guess I'm not in the mood for talking about it.
Okay, look, no need to be defensive, okay? I'm not exactly threatened by this guy.
Yes, but not by choice.
One or two years, maybe.
I love you.
I could see you on the thirteenth at 11:00.
That looks good. I'll take the robe...
...showed up here suddenly, like, right now...
He's right.
I never expected it, nor did she...
Ignore my wishes and stubbornly refuse
Is this your place? No, it's a friend's.
Hi. This is Laura White.
Shit! Shit.
She has not forgotten. See?
Welcome to the human race.
...one way or another, it's a long story, I ended up seeing a therapist.
As are many others. I'll do my best to fill his shoes.
I mean, look at all the years of unendurable crap I've had to put up with.
Hi.
He has it in his head that after meeting three times...
...mysterious logic or...
Okay, Mark.
All I wished for were hands that moved...
They've never been naked before.
...and you can let your hair down now.
I want the credit. It was my overpowering beauty that did it.
Oh, no, come on, tell me for real.
Hi, this is Cheryl Cohen Greene. May I speak to Mark?
...we should be able to have penetrative sex which results in simultaneous orgasm.
I'm gonna start with the top of your head.
Nice shirt, by the way.
Tell me...
...in the Center for Sexuality and Disability, please?
Okay.
Of achieving your romantic fantasy?
Stick it to my mom and dad, I suppose.
Mark, would you like to see what I feel like?
Is that okay? Perfect.
Come on in. All right.
What time is it?
Most positions like that one are pretty much impossible.
Even the animals need a couple of tries to get it right.
So they may caress you gently within
It's getting late.
So you're only doing this for the money? Oh, absolutely.
That's right, or...
Don't you say that to all the girls?
...that we priests are equipped with.
Couldn't have wished for nicer weather.
Cheryl?
Do you blame him for getting polio?
Look, you
I don't usually like cologne, but I like that.
Okay.
Can you hear me?
Not that it was unpleasant.