Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, fine. Roll camera.

- His identity remains a secret to this day. - It was Ted.

Barney, I don't get it. You don't do a damn thing in any of these clips.

- He wanted you to come in and audition. - Oh, my God!

- Barney, that was ridiculous and insane. - Insane-ulous.

And when it comes to success, the only limit is that there are no limits.

And may the road ahead be lit with dreams and tomorrows.

Like Walter Cronkite. "And that's the way it is."

You know who didn't do a lot of operating on vaginas in college?

The doctor says if it gets any worse, I might need surgery.

I just read that the mayor of Winnipeg's nephew went ice fishing

It's about my work visa.

What? That was my first job. It shows where I came from.

by the end of the month.

- Thirty-one... - Age you actually are.

- Wry, with a little bit of a... - Twinkle.