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(KIMBERLY SCREAMING)
Don't push your luck.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
West Point, 4.0 average. You're brainy. That's tight.
Just like you and me, brother, except uglier, and a lot stronger.
(DALE EXCLAIMING)
No. Actually, I've got to rethink the story lines.
It's Mara. She's M's girlfriend.
(NINA GAGGING)
I'm just goofing.
Look, you don't have to hide anymore.
You know what? I think we can fish later.
I am retired Marine Colonel Dale Murphy.
All I have to do is shoot your character intro and we're good to go.
Because I'm irresistible?
Okay, hold on.
do you want to get wet?
only she used a bandanna.
You really don't have the time.
Killed my chances at a pro career just like that.
(GASPING)
Awesome.
(CHATTERING INCOHERENTLY)
(SNIFFING)
Oh, no. Holy shit!
Baby's coming now. You stay here with your ma.
You know, my mother always used to say I'd live for. . .
(BANGING CONTINUES)
(LAUGHING)
Nina? Are you okay?
That's a bear trap.
people want to see hard bodies, wet and glistening in the sun.
(CLANGING)
I'm not kidding !
Because it's my job.
Hello?
Jonesy.
Okay. Yeah. What the hell?
That's it.
Don't screw around. It's not cool.
but you don't need a piece of shit like that in your life.
and then they grow up, have kids of their own,
Colonel, what happens if we lose the elimination round?
I'm sorry I didn't help.
and you'll have a chance to win 90 grand.
All right. All right. All right. All right. I'll stop. I'll stop.
I'll kill you ! I'll kill you, motherfucker!
M thought that there wouldn't be a lot for you to eat out here
JAKE: Look, you guys get to the RV, okay?
(TWIGS SNAPPING)
This is cool.
Just the trout. Only way to bring them to the surface.
Well, look, man, I'm here to play the game, okay?
Listen, just make sure everything's copasetic with Neil, okay?
including the swimming kind.
Hello?
Input. Output. Yeah, that works. Looks good.
(CAR HORN HONKS)
How about you? What you plan on doing with the cash?
Almost.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(BABY CRYING)
No, my job is done. I'm just going to stay here and tan.
Jonesy wasn't kidding.