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(growls)
I'm not paying for that.
It's called magic!
Falcon Graves, professional corporate saboteur and--
(growls)
♪ Life is like a hurricane ♪
and now I'm going to be tossed off the roof."
(blows landing, grunting)
If, by cool, you mean statistically proven
Open the vault!
Oh, uh... Business-man-ning-ton-son?
Slides are the new stairs.
a whole bunch of boring business-guy tasks.
(louder) And naturally,
In fact, here's a checklist for how to get through this.
Tahdah!
A yacht and a buffet for one person?
You got the nothing part right.
Your dumb fingerprints smudged my screen.
It's everything I never knew I always wanted!
And I'm untagging myself from all those photos!
I'm sorry, who are you?
[beeps]
I worked so hard and had so many completed checklists.
Uh... yes.
Uh, heh, thank goodness you moved at the last minute,
That cocky Mark Beaks may be the only man I hate as much as you!
Go for Beaks.
Intern, you report to him now. Boom.
I've got a great shark guy.
-(thunder crashing) -(maniacal laughter)
♪ Race cars, lasers, airplanes ♪
I already tried. It's impossible.
the low-impact trampolines...
Although you have tried to kill me countless times,
-Rich peeps! I'm tagging us. -(phone clicks)
is he hiding in there?"
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Founder and CEO of Waddle?