Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sir.
...I said, Get your own running backs
- Oh, my God! - Eddie.
It got late. I got worried about you.
- My foot. My foot. - I got it. I got it. I got it.
You give me half the money you're going to bet, we go out back l'll kick you in the nuts & we'll call it a day
What do you mean, they're...? They're yours?
How'd you do at the tables last night?
we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day?
But... Oh, wait, here's something.
I used to have quite a little system for finding it.
Eddie, why do you have all this money buried in the ground?
It's my long-life food preservative. It's finally been approved.
I DIDN'T LOSE
Good luck everybody
Would the two of you have any ID?
...for as long as you both shall live?
- Thanks. - Have a good evening, Mr. Morris.
He cheated Eddie!
- Mom, you didn't see the way he was...? CLARK: Watch your mouth.
- Excuse me, is that your family? - Yeah.
Come on, kids.
Oh, thank you. We're very blessed.
...unattainable.
- Yeah. MAN: Yeah.
That's it, Griswold You are freakin' dead
I think he said, Take the ticket.
- Oh, Nick. - So I says to him...
That'll keep them busy for hours.
Excuse me a minute.
...and roll you back and forth across the bed into each other.
Feb, 4, 1997, March, 4, 197
It’s Theresa birthday
...maybe you ought to spread it around...
SALES HAVE FALLEN OFF AT THE DAM STORE...
...this is for you.
Georgia vs Clemson
What time will you be home I’m making pasta
That's why I entered into the sacred bond of marriage with her.
Morbius
Good luck sir
Veer to the left. Take a sharp right at the first giant palm tree.
Where did I go wrong? What did I do?
- Eddie! Please! - Oh, my God.
VEGAS! VEGAS! VEGAS!
We have excellent dry-cleaning service...
- Place your bets. CLARK: Yeah.
I've lost over $750,000 in 18 hours
Pick a number? I'm great at that.
MAN: Shrimp cocktail, 29 cents.
Time's up, Eddie.
- I get it? - Yeah.
CLARK: When a man can come to Las Vegas with a few extra bucks in his pocket...
democrat voters!
Pappagiorgio?
CLARK: I got it. EDDIE: Need some help, Clark?
Gosh.
- Could you hand me that oven mitt? - Oh, yeah.
Ellen?
Now, here's one for all you rush-hour rockers.
- Out of my mouth? - I don't care. Any gum. Give me gum.
Clark, are you serious?
I don't think that's a very good idea.
Honey? I'm home.
Lunch was wonderful.
- That's good. - No, let's get a little more.
No. Not really.
So Please, No One Wander Off The Dam Tour
She's got her mama's looks and her daddy's sense of balance.
Changing $600!
[LAUGHING]
Put a sub in, got a 750. Put a sub in, got a 750.
Las Vegas has changed, Ellen.
When the retro hits your account
...we're gonna have a great time together.
That was fast.
- Yeah, Dad. AUDREY: Congratulations, Daddy.
Opening to Old Yeller 1997 VHS
You take the Mustang, and I'll take that big black thing over there.
Oh, Greg, give me some birds. Let me hear some birds.
Feb, 4, 1997, March 4, 1997, July 15, 1997, August 25, 1997-February 26, 2002 2006
I seem to have run out of pocket money. Do you cash checks?
Have you ever swam with the dolphins? Them things is hard to catch.
Anyone for milk?
Good Luck, Everybody
I said NO SHOOOWW
Now that you got that, all we gotta do is teach you how to dress.
I didn’t lose!
That sounds great, but Ellen went to sleep hours ago.
And that is that it's not what you have but who you have to share it with.
...we’ll go out back, you give me Gooch presh, and we’ll call it a day
Clark, I anit seen a beating like that since Someone stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose!
The point is, starting now...
CLARK: What do you say, Russ? My 20th anniversary.
- A drink, please. - Welcome to the Riviera.
No, Russ. Get dressed.
What can I do with $20 ($5)?
MAN 3: Press this up? - Yeah. Yeah, press it.
Who knew Craig had the legs of a thoroughbred?
You don’t know when to quit, do ya, Griswold?
Russ, you made me a lot of moneu
- You wanna press it? - Press it?
- Thank you, Dean. - How do you like Yuma?
Buy a bullet and rent a gun.
Right now. Ready?
Put a dollar in, won a car. Put a dollar in, won a car.
You're right, Jilly. I know I do.
Get out of my way. Hands off my wife!
I wanna press this up.
Meanwhile Back in the Midwest