Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, my God.
Ellen?
- What do you think you're doing? - You told me to get a summer job!
For a rainy day, Clark.
I put a dollar in I got a car, I put a dollar in I got a car.
What? What did you say?
When I was your age, they had to use a water cannon...
Yeah, that's what we could do.
See the way the plane applauded?
Wouldn't that be great?
I'll have some of the um... Some of the yellow
ARNIE: And that's how a power plant works.
- That's wonderful. - I won the money.
[SINGING AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL]
Russell, I never wanna hear those words out of your mouth again.
Hey, look at this.
March, 31, 1998
[MOUTHING WORDS] Remember me?
CLARK: Ellen, don't worry. I'm here, honey.
Ellen, I've been a fool.
- Here's five bucks. - Thank you.
Good Luck, Everybody
...Albert Einstein, all gamblers.
SIEGFRIED: You're very kind. You're very kind.
CHANGING FIVE HUNDRED
- Seven. Any way. - Seven now.
Meet us in the spa at 10:00 tomorrow morning.
...when he enters...
"...Then We'll Go Out Back, I'll Kick You In The Nuts, And We'll Call It A Day?"
Still got a lot of sightseeing, and I added tetanus shot to the list.
...took a chance on a gangly boy of a man named Clark...
I guess they really know how to treat their high rollers.
Daddy's coming to get you!
...that's a happy day for that man.
I SAID NO SHOOOOWW
And starting right now, we're gonna have a great time.
And if there's anything you need, don't hesitate to call me.
...and all the shrimp cocktail you can eat.
For a rainy day, Clark.
I'm gonna remarry your mom.
Good night, Eddie.
Ellen, I've learned that a family vacation only works...
- But you do. MAN 1: Come on!
Damn it.
[SLAPPING]
That's what I've come to realize.
Tim’s cousin Vicki That he sexts with…
Oh, I Love Electricity. Georgia Power says we're gonna get some soon.
They're four years old.
Bishhh!
Now...Are there any DAM questions?
- You do? - Yeah.
...that they do at them regular casinos.
This ccq is extra runny tonight
Little Ruby-Sue must have grown a foot since you saw her last.
You wanna hang out with cousin Vicki tonight, I’ll give you my beeper number.
...to hold down the table?
Big bet for a big man.
EDDIE: Which hand is it in?
ROY: Trust me. CLARK: All right. I'll trust you.
Yeah. Where can I get some damn Taco Bell?
Me on the beach in Hawaii
Vegas, Vegas, Vegas
I didn’t lose!
We only need one vape.
...oppressive heat and home schooling, we don't have a minute free.
Big words from a big man
Why don't you just call it a night and let Ellen lick your wounds.
- Is that legal? - Sharpens the player's edge.
I Love Electricity REC says we are going to get some soon!!
Celebrating 26 yrs
Give me another 20, Eddie.
Oh, no.
Ellen?
- Audrey. - Audrey.
Well, you see, we left our IDs upstairs, actually.
...sit on a bench as a family and watch a beautiful Vegas sunset.
Sorry, My Pen Burst
[ALL GROANING]
1 2 buckle my shoes
- Yeah, when are we going? - Let's just quit while we're ahead.
I didn't lose...
Eat a monkeys butt Only on fridays
My son.
All of you come with me now.
Don't forget Grandma and Granddad's anniversary.
The Little Mermaid Sleeping Beauty 1997 VHS
Hey. Wanna try our hand at a little blackjack?
Honey, please don't spoil your daddy's fun.
Who knew my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred?
Oh, I love electricity. Eddie says we're gonna get some soon.
Card counting, Clark?
Big words from a big man
I gotta get my family back.
- Nine again. - You know, Clark...
Buy a bullet and rent a gun.
Eddie.
I'm telling you, this is not the way to do this.
Poker tonight? Tomorrow night?
[SINGING]