Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good night.
Now aren't you a little slice of pie?
I am your dam guide, Arnie.
But, Dad, we're having a great time.
Hey, what are you having for breakfast, lazybones?
...and I think the Griswolds... We learned something on this vacation.
...if you wanna make money in a casino, walk up to a baccarat table and say:
rummikub. catan. eddie, these are my games.
Thank you so much for having me for dinner.
Bet....bet....bet..... DirtDogsBaseball
Whoa!
- Welcome to the fabulous Mirage. - Thank you.
How about, you give me half the money And then we go out back, I kick you in the nuts and call it a day
Good Luck Everybody
No. Eddie, I need to be alone.
- Get a wallet. - Jeez.
Mom, we're next door. Can't we get our own rooms?
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Now, where can I do the most damage?
I didn’t lose!
NOW, ARE THERE ANY DAM QUESTIONS?
That's wonderful.
- She was marvelous. - I might have some...
[WHISTLING]
- I don't know if this will work... - Some other kind of club.
Come on, Griswold, you think this sign's here...
Buy a bullet and rent a gun?
No, cancel that.
...has a mathematical advantage over the house?
- Look what's happening here. - Here.
You want me to go with you?
They cheated Doug and Soup… I saw them
[CHEERING]
Mmm.
- Bye, everybody. EDDIE: Bye, Ellen.
Tonight, consider yourself part of our family.
I've spent more money on Bitcoin than you'll ever understand.
- No, really. Keep it. - Follow me, please.
Keep walking. You'll see another bank of elevators. The gold ones.
Where the hell is the damn dam tour?
I don’t care if you ruined my life I love you
You know, if you two wanna use the bathrooms here, we'll wait.
Clark, the elevators are there.
Here.
Sit down.
I won the money.
Eddie, I'm trying to concentrate.
- I'm Mr. Ellen Griswold. Thank you. - Okay.
Ellen?
Helen, show this girl something with a heel.
I don't care if you ruined my life. I love you!
I won. I won the money.
If your body's covered in 3rd-degree burns & your foot's caught in a bear trap, you start talkin' crazy
Let me tell you something. Money isn't everything.
I didn’t lose!
...and the Las Vegas Entertainers' Association...
...then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day?
I think he's staring at me.
We didn't really need the cash at the time...
WOMAN: Fourteen. - Doesn't matter.
The money is mine. I have the money. The money is mine. I got it!
If your body's covered in 3rd-degree burns & your foot's caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy
Police emergency.
Nineteen. So close.
Remember when I had the puffer fish?
Ellen, I've always been a moral man.
I didn’t lose!
Five dollars. New roller coming out.
What can I do with hundred dollars? - Gee, I don't know.
I don't care if you ruined my life.... I love you
Hey, could that be it?
See, we're on our honeymoon, but if you wait here for two minutes...
Loeffler… He cheated Eddie, I saw him
Lord is my witness, I hate this heat.
[LAUGHING]
Okay. There's one more reason why you should all go.
...to give them the best vacation ever. And I can't do it. I can't do it, because...
Go to the tenth floor. Go right at the end of the hallway.
He said, Take the ticket?
So, what's it gonna be tonight? The Amazing Elvis Monkeys?
And it'd be my honor to help you in your time of need.
Happy Birthday! It's a lock of my hair
We only need one user
Hey my brothers! Have a great evening
Best buck-49 buffet in town, Clark.
Ellen, what are you doing up? I thought you went to bed.
I'm gonna make pasta.
I didn’t lose
There you go, you little heathens.
How about an alone day where each of us Griswolds...
May I see some ID?
[WHISPERING] Audrey. Audrey, come here.
Daddy.
WOMAN: Yeah. MARTY: Six!
What is your name, sir?
Hey, Denny boy, come on over here.
CLARK: Hoover Dam. Over 1000 feet wide, and 727 feet to the bottom.
Excuse me. Get out of my way, please.
...the water level dropped four feet after an unexplained flood...
Matt why do you have all this money buried in your yard
Ellen. Outrageous. Where's the rest of the family?
ROY: Give him a hand.
Mrs. Ellen Griswold.
- Hit me. EDDIE: It's a bust.
Those were my mother's dying words.
You see? Las Vegas is already bringing us closer together.