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Those days are... Well, they're almost over.
Anyway, we're just stopping by for lunch.
- Vegas. Vegas. Vegas. AUDREY: Daddy!
ME AT FUEL BAR....
There's a lot to do.
ELLEN: Danke schoen.
- What do you say, Ellen? - I'm with you, baby.
Steve Bellichek? Oh my god.
Look at these people.
War. Bet again.
Jen “look at our patio” Kevin “I tipped him”
CLARK: Look, everybody. I think you should see this.
Out of the hot tub Chris. Let’s go!
[MAN SINGING]
AUDREY: No. - She's got a body for it, though.
I didn’t lose! That’s it Griswold. You’re dead.
Let's go to the room.
Yea…
In this world, you're either up on the stage in the spotlight...
That's it, kid.
Can you believe it? They used to test H- bombs on this beautiful property.
Okay, you gotta pick 10 numbers.
Put a $750 in, got $750. Put a $750 in, got $750.
Yeah. And we're all going.
Rusty, Audrey, Ellen?
Rusty.
Vegas. Vegas. Vegas.
- Yeah, Dad, do it. - No. I can't...
Oh, and Dad's old football number, 44.
Come on, let's get out of here.
Everybody else: trying to enjoy a normal Thanksgiving Me at 12:31pm
2021 IFL CHAMPION - CONGRATS NORDY
Clark, you're back.
Hey! You wanna dance up here?
...to let the flowers bloom more brightly, rather than...
Good luck, sir.
I'm a fan, sir. I am a fan. I can't believe I'm standing next to you.
where can i get some dam bait?
- Really. Thank you. - Okay.
Oh, no.
...by all the gifts that I've been given.
- Uh-oh. MAN: Hey! Hey! Open up!
- Why'd you tell Eddie we were here? - Oh, come on.
I didn’t loose!!!
Shark: he’s gonna break a lot of hearts
It's Wayne Newton!
Give him the dice. He can do it. Come on.
Where you going, Pop?
So this is going up then, huh? I'll just go with it.
Where am I gonna go?
Have a good trip!
Andrew Foxwoods
- It's okay. - It's here. Right here.
That's it. I've had enough. Let's get out of here.
There's something your old dad would like to say about that:
I guess I'll just go upstairs and get some sleep.
If your body's covered in 3rd-degree burns & your foot's caught in a bear trap, you start talkin' crazy
Isn't there legalized prostitution?
...and you can tell us all how much more good you used to have it.
I won. I won the money. Did you hear me? I said I won.
I don’t care if you ruined my life I love you
She's famous.
I Wanna Gamble
Yeah... Yeah.
- Russ? Audrey? ELLEN: Oh, Clark, don't wake them.
- Honey... - Give me that.
MAN [ON TV]: Forget craps, forget blackjack...
People who own Bitcoin or Crypto Right Now...
...or down in the pit serving drinks.
- Daddy. - Clark.
- Where's your sister? - Audrey?
We could count the bulbs on the strip. Audrey.
Oh, it's getting late.
Then we'd wrap you up in those little baby blankets...
Great. Will you excuse me?
Four it is. Hey, gang!
Your final number, 98.
We'll dig you a guest room.
This rice is extra runny tonight.
This is one of the oldest dam tunnels we have.
What
Eddie, I'm not worried about my money.
Eight years old.
Hey, sir, are you all right?
It's 20. It's a push!
Kids, come on in here. Gather around.
This whole thing is money, money, money.
EDDIE: Here's the best part.
- Just give me my $10 back. - I'm not through with you yet, all right?
Ellen? I know what we can do.
Seven out.
Why don’t you give me half your money I will kick you in the balls and we will call it a day!!
Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!
[LAUGHING]
I’m off the keyboard!
Make good Choices
CATHERINE: I love you, Eddie.
[GASPING]
Ellen, you're too much.
The stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time.
[MEN LAUGHING]
ELLEN: Sorry about the tablecloth.
Give me your gum.
You know what drives me crazy? Baccarat tables.
I suppose it is. Why? Want his autograph?
Chan, I’ve been a fool
You give me half the money you're going to bet I'll kick you in the nuts & we'll call it a day
Vegas. Vegas. Vegas.
I'm about even.