Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Rusty and my poor little Audrey.
- Red 25. Red wins. - Jeez!
Twenty-eight dollars.
Me.
Audrey, come here. You gotta see this.
Even eight matches wins $15,500.
And not a loveable fool who clowns for the delight of children and small people.
Vegas Baby! Vegas!!!!
- I do. - Clark Griswold, do you...?
Money stashed away.
That's it, Clark.
Sorry, my pen burst in the altitude, you know?
She's with Vickie somewhere.
How?
- The boy likes eating through a straw. - Gotta let kids make their own mistakes.
I didn't lose!
Yeah.
I put in a dollar, I get a car!... I put in a dollar, I get a car!...
Don't they realize what it's like to be:
ELLEN: What do you know about blackjack, Clark?
AUDREY: Rusty. - Audrey, I'm asking for five bucks.
Meanwhile back in the midwest
MAN 2: Do it again. MAN 3: Hit me!
I'm not a father. I'm not a husband. I'm nothing.
Is that Wayne Newton?
Ellen.
Vegas. Vegas. Vegas.
Changing $500!
It's people like you who blow the family nest egg here that built this town.
I don't know.
Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!
You know, Russ and I play this all the time.
- Thank you for the drink, Wayne. - Okay. Good night, Wayne.
Holy crap. Wayne Newton's hitting on Mom.
- Look, Dad, Vickie took me to her stylist. ELLEN: Clark.
- Fantastic. All right. - Chicago.
Where The Hell Is The Damn Dam Tour?
Whoa! I am on fire.
Good Luck Everybody
Now, listen, I know we haven't seen a lot of each other lately...
[LAUGHING]
Don't worry about water leaking through the rocks, folks. It's perfectly normal.
There's first-class entertainment, beautiful scenery...
You go first. I'll be right behind you.
Ever seen this
Dad, Las Vegas? There's nothing to do there.
I thought you might get a kick out of this I hope u like it
- We're in the front row! - I tipped him.
Changing 500 $$$
...but I figured with all the advances in medicine...
But when you got your body covered in third-degree burns...
Audrey?
I mean, you know...
Shall we?
Oh, yeah. Okay.
- Great. - Love you.
This way.
right now in Florida...
[CATHERINE CRYING]
We're the Griswolds.
We didn’t lose!
cassie mode
[MUFFLED] It's not bad.
Blackjack. Blackjack.
.
Steve, win us free pizza
I'll get the tongs.
There must be over $100 in here.
Nine is a natural.
I guess they really know how to treat their high rollers around here
We had your cribs right in our bedroom.
There you go. What are you doing in Las Vegas, Eddie?
- It seems you have a hobby. - Yeah, a hobby I got. That's it.
- Is there a charge for parking? - No.
How about an alone day
[SIRENS WAILING]
Five hundred dollars.
We never go anywhere. We're boring. Clark falls asleep in front of the TV.
Why don’t you give me half your money I will kick you in the balls and we will call it a day!!
10 Days Holy Crap. Wayne Newton is hitting on Mom!
Vegas Vegas Vegas
That’s it Vikings, you’re dead
Are you a professional?
Sure you don't wanna save a few bucks for the buffet?
Nice kids, Eddie.
I'm a fan sir. I am a fan.
Wayne Newton just happens to be one of America's greatest entertainers.
Good evening. Changing 200.
But my resolve is melting in the blinding light of your precious smile.
- Open this door! - Don't be alarmed. He's with me.
- Rusty! - Russ!
GOOD LUCK, EVERYBODY!
Oh gee!!
Four tickets to Wayne Newton.
You're the most boring person to travel with.
CLARK: This is it. This is it.
You don't know the affect he has on women.
CLARK: No, no, Sparklet. Don't blame gambling.