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That's a workout there, isn't it? Climbed all the way up there.
- Well, what about my money? - You stay here. I'll be right back.
You know what your problem is, Nick? You're a nervous guy.
But with the constant windstorms and flash floods...
- Daddy, Daddy, I caught another snake. - That's good, sweetheart.
- Call it. - Clark, what say we go back home...
- You're rolling. - Good luck, everybody.
Play a Land Draw a card Play a spell Drraw a card
Vegas Vacation The Tigger Movie
- Seven. A winner! - Yeah!
Changing 200 !
Well, we could all...
Say cheese.
- Nice roll, Mr. Nick. - You did good, kid.
It’s Dean Martin’s Recipe. I always make too much.
Randy, this guy is with us. You take care of him.
Where are we going?
You're lucky you got air conditioning in here like Mother Nature intended.
Pohlads “what can I do with $5”
CLARK: Got one. Got one. Got one.
Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna pay Then We'll Go Out Back, I'll Kick You In The Nuts, And We'll Call It A Day!
I pulled four slot machines and I won four cars, you know?
In this chat you’re either up on stage in the spotlight ...
So please, no one wander off the dam tour.
Don't let that one get out of your sight.
CLARK: That's Las Vegas, they never stop giving.
I won. I won the game.
Oh my god!
- Hey, Dad, game's almost starting. - Yeah.
If this is about sex, I already know.
Good Luck Everybody
Hold on, honey.
Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna pay Then We'll Go Out Back, I'll Kick You In The Nuts, And We'll Call It A Day!
Okay, wise guy. Let's see how you do against three hands.
Audrey, honey, let me tell you something I learned:
Any questions?
How? Well...
I've got a chip here.
...I now pronounce you man and wife.
- Yeah? - Hi. For Ellen Griswold.
- Have a nice night. - See you later.
Vegas Vegas Vegas
And where would you like the car sent, Mr. Pappagiorgio?
...if you're thinking about buying me a Cadillac, forget it.
- So thanks for the lunch, and bye. EDDIE: Not so fast, Clark.
[CROWD CHEERING]
- How about Liberace on Ice? - Oh, Clark, I don't' know.
Nice breeze up here.
- ... and bury what's left of my money? - Heads.
This isn't chicken. This is chicken.
How often do I get to see my cousin Catherine?
Hey, pal, why the long face?
[WAYNE NEWTON SINGING ONCE IN A LIFETIME]
VICKIE: Don't ever pick me up again.
VICKIE: See this. - It's after-riding wear.
You see, the promise of material possessions can often blind one to the...
Oh.
Good talk, son.
It's a Buffet We only need one plate
Has anyone ever told you You're bad luck?
Vegas. Vegas. Vegas.
DANG.
Clark I Ain't Seen A Beating Like That Since Somebody Stuck A Banana In My Pants...& turned a monkey loose
So that's how they got the title Danke Schoen.
Dave and Brook Dec 14th Celebrating 26 yrs
Show them who's boss.
Happy Anniversary I love you, and here is to many more
Ellen? Russ?
Clark Griswold, did you think you were gonna get to Las Vegas...
Winner winner!
And we could have a lot of happy, wonderful times, Clark.
Where can I get some dam bait?
Stick your head in and say, Joey Heatherton.
Here.
- I almost lost my tag. ELLEN: Clark.
I got my big bonus.
Here.
Tim’s cousin…
I didn’t lose!
We're so impressed with your playing...
CLARK: God bless you. EDDIE: Thank you.
...the fragrant garden of beautiful flowers.
I'm broke.
Wayne, please.
I've gotta go. But thank you.
And guess what. Newlyweds get in for free.
The Little Mermaid Sleeping Beauty 1997 VHS
Wendy, you are my lucky charm.
Is this it?
Democrat voters!
Nice place for a pearl necklace.
Roundup Time
I've got news for you, Clark:
No. No, I... I must be tired. Maybe I'll go find the kids.
Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet? Then, we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!
[LAUGHING]
...I got us four tickets to Siegfried and Roy.
Russ.
If you're still hungry, I can wrestle the potato salad from the dog.
...and your foot's caught in a bear trap, you'll talk crazy.
But a fool who's only fooling himself.
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