Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Where can I buy some bait?
MAN: Hey! What are you doing there?
They're giving away free hot sandwiches at the blood bank.
Maybe you're hungry. Would you like some pasta?
Blackjack.
Who's hungry?
All this time I thought I was unhappy with you and Mom.
SAMI hotfixes going in Good luck, everybody.
When a beautiful young blond co-ed...
I put a dollar in… I won the a club.
I've got two dollars.
Everybody loves a baby.
Hello.
Thanks to that defective plate in my head...
Who am I gonna Change my 500 with?
What did he say?
CATHERINE: Bye, guys! EDDIE: Bye!
Democrat voters!!
You ruined my life.
...goes out and explores the city of Las Vegas in their own personal way?
Terrific.
ROY: Enter. - Okay. I know this one. Yeah.
We didn’t lose...
Get... Go get someone.
#goodidea
He just ain't used to real home cooking. Are you, tiger?
ELLEN: Ow.
You are my family.
What can I do with 5 points?
That's fast.
That’s it soup you’re dead
Check: he’s gonna break something.
Oh, Wayne.
I think this is gonna be the greatest vacation ever.
One hand at a time.
Thank you.
[MUMBLING]
- Hi. MAN: Good evening.
Vikings didn’t lose
I love what you've done with the kitchenette.
[MAN CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY ON TV]
...will you remarry me?
CLARK: Isn't it great?
Your baby?
EDDIE: Oh, yeah. Watch out for the scorpions.
I DIDN'T LOSE!
- Yeah! MAN 3: Yeah!
Audrey!
AUDREY: Dad, I'm not going. The people there are so phony.
What'll you do if you win? Run away?
Oh, there you are. Did you get that?
You'll see a group of blackjack tables. Not baccarat, not craps. Blackjack.
- Dad. - In a minute, Russ.
- I won't take it. - No. Just trying to get even, Eddie.
Eddie: its a bust!
Yes, he stole my wallet. He's back there.
And the most important thing is for us to get back together before it's too late.
Both of you take 20 bucks. If you need Daddy, I'll be...
EDDIE: I gotta warn you, Clark. They don't play the same games here...
Now, are there any dam questions?
Hey Kids! Round Up Time!
Fifty-five thousand, three hundred dollars.
Riverboat?
...in the software business.
You have got to be kidding me.
20 PEOPLE WALKING 2 PEOPLE TALKING
Yeah. Life is good.
Poker? Tonight?
Jeff, why do you have all this money buried in the ground?
Oh, yeah. I remember when I was too young.
Please, they just love me for my talent.
- Chips. - Changing 500.
She's gonna break something.
Next stop, Wayne Newton's house.
Hit me.
I'll do whatever you want. It doesn't matter to me.
I've got some...
But, Wayne, you have millions of fans.
BOTH: Coffee. - Make it three.
All right. Come on.
[CHEERING]
Clark, Wayne Newton.
WOMAN [OVER P.A.]: The flight captain has...
...when you're with your family. And you and Russ and...
[MOUTHING WORDS] Yes.
- Come on! MAN 2: Seven again.
Loeffler, he cheated! I saw it
NOW ARE THERE ANY DAM QUESTIONS?
I haven't said yes yet.
Where can I get some Dam bait?
Happy Anniversary Donna Lou!
If your body's covered in 3rd-degree burns & your foot's caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy
I sit here alone, you know. Nobody cares.
And don't get cheap on me.
Where the hell… …is the damn dam tour?
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
I don't know if you've ever seen this.
Loeffler, he cheated… I saw him
A singer's body is his instrument, and I believe in keeping it finely tuned.
Tom after last poker night...
...and I won four cars, you know. I put a dollar in, I got a car.
Old Yeller (1957) Vegas Vacation (1997)
WAYNE: Thank you.
For the first time, I got the...
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
You weren't in the Army, Clark.