Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's all part of the act, Russ.

We can raise snakes, maybe open up our own petting zoo.

You see, Russ, there comes a time in every young man's life...

Am I right? I mean, am I right?

We're gonna do it.

Bet with the bank.

Wayne has invited us to Shenandoah tomorrow for lunch and festivities.

Me? No. Not really.

There's a Honeymoon Slots tournament at the Golden Nugget.

We've gotta play the kids' birthdays, 16 and 7.

Yeah. Where can I get some dam bait?

Wayne, please don't.

It was a wonderful time.

What? Ten years of tap-dancing lessons and this is how you repay me?

WOMAN: Seven. - It's seven.

Gambling is a very serious business.

The guys at work tell me there's this special club we can join...

You know, V, I love women.

Pohlads “What can I do with five dollars”

I didn’t lose!

The Beach Boys with Good Vibrations.

Okay. What happened to you last night?

- Come on, baby. Come on. - Seven. Any way.

- Yes. MAN 3: Seven again! I can't believe it!

Renewing your wedding vows?

Make the seats good.

Ahead or behind, what does it matter?

You're lucky you got air conditioning in here like Mother Nature intended.

Good luck, Mr. Griswold.

I didn’t lose!

You're lucky you came on Italian night. That stuff will knock your socks off.

No, I'm just saying I've never heard you hit those notes before.

After you, Mr. Pappagiorgio.

Look, maybe we should join...

Nine is a natural.

- Wasn't Einstein German? - Hard to tell from his accent, Russ.

- Hard six coming out. ELLEN: What?

- Go on. - All right. I'll play along. Okay.

[Whistling Tune]

Hey, kids. Roundup time.

- You were gonna buy me a snowboard. - We still have our love.

And that's the macaroni.

Gotta let kids make their own mistakes.

Cull at the “conference” last night

Hey! Jilly from Philly

Well, do it while you're young and foolish.

...the VA gave me a huge plot of government land just north of town.

And I want something better!

EDDIE: You're on a roll now! - Yeah!

Can't you just wrap me up in a blanket and roll me across the bed again?

Oh, your mother's got something caught in her eye.

I gotta warn you, Clark. They don't play the same games here

- ... if you're so inclined. - Oh, it's just a birthmark.

Launching 18 hundred!

I wanna gamble.

Get out the sunscreen.

Joel, I've spent more money on Bitcoin than you'll ever understand.

What a magnificent achievement.

Griswold, you are freaking dead.

[EDDIE LAUGHING]

So I says to him I said GET YOUR OWN MONKEY!

Eddie, I've gambled away more money than you'll ever understand.

You brought us for a family vacation...

Pohlads - what can I do with five dollars

We could go into business for ourselves.

Really? That would be great.

Oh, you'll have a great time.

Having an entourage is expensive.

I didn’t lose!

Those lousy bums threw you out?

Haslem: Hey Riverboat, I'll See You. Have A Good Time. - Alrighty.

They tossed me.

- Good to have you. SIEGFRIED: Be comfortable.

I ain’t seen a beatin’ like that Since someone stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose

All the years I've waited for this. Years!

This doesn't look like chicken.

- ... and not see your favorite cousin, huh? - Your bet.

WOMAN: Twenty-two.

His name is not Pappagiorgio. His name is Rusty Griswold...

- Thanks. - Like to sit down?

Well, with the checks and the credit cards...

...I put a dollar in, I got a car!... …I put a dollar in, I got a car.

Im gonna make pasta

This tour gets better every week.

Clark, how much money do you have right now?

Oh, he's good...

just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

On your right is Treasure Island. On the left is Harrah's.

Fantastic. This kid's great.

Would you look at this.

I'm sorry to bother you, sir. May I see some ID?

Right here on the strip? Smile, kid. You're in Vegas

My wife and kids are back in Yuma where I work in software...

Why don’t you give me half the money you were going to pay for tickets ...then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day?