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Did I catch you at a bad time?
Oops. Yeah.
Let's see if I still got it.
Oh, that's so wonderful.
She's Famous
Show them that little move I taught you there, Bobcat!
VEGAS. VEGAS. VEGAS.
. .
Honey, will you check the map again?
Those four cars over there...
Ten of them. I need the 10.
It's a lock of my hair.
And that's not all.
...the Jackpot Burger...
Just don't want you to lose all your money. That's all.
You're lucky you got air conditioning in here like Mother Nature intended.
I didn’t lose
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
- We'll never even know his name. - He was Mr. Ellis.
101 Dalmatians Hercules Little mermaid Hawaiian King two Simba’s pride the movie halloween Town cars 2
- Right here on the strip? - Smile, kid. You're in Vegas.
DEALER: Another 21! EDDIE: Yeah, Clark, you nailed her there.
- Only if you're staying at the hotel, sir. - Indeed I am.
It's the number one family destination in America.
It is our 19th anniversary!
Mr. Pappagiorgio. Yeah, Lanai 6.
Oh, don't worry, Audrey. It won't leave a permanent line.
We could turn the den into a guest room. But I don't know about your horses.
They always put the machines that pay off the most right in front.
Want some?
Fresh broccoli.
[LAUGHING]
I do, but here?
Here's an idea:
I’ll have some of the uh… some of the yella
Love you.
- It's been wonderful. - Ellen, wait.
And in the evening you can sit outside...
We'll get your money back.
Changing $145,000
I put a dollar in, I got a car.I put a dollar in, I got a car.
Now, in order to get to your rooms, go this way through the casino.
Clark pretty much likes the garage for the car and the lawnmowers.
I tell him he's gonna pierce himself shut...
We didn’t lose!
Rusty's never had this reaction to poultry before.
MAN [ON TV]: At Hoover Dam today...
It's Dean Martin's recipe.
You're Nick Pappagiorgio.
Way to go, kid.
Cole
...fantastic Las Vegas.
Bet with the bank. Bet with the player.
I ant seen a beating like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey lose
democrat voters!
I DIDN’T LOSE!
I was just dissatisfied with myself All that's changed, thanks to Las Vegas
Now are the any DAM questions?
I ain't seen a beating like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose
Yeah. I'm gonna take you up on that.
I'm here to help.
I guess if your body's covered in third-degree burns, and your foot's caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy
- If those guys weren't bust-outs... ELLEN: Isn't it lovely?
Have anybody in mind for a bridesmaid?
Good luck, Mitt.
Russ! Rusty!
Jeez.
Did you come to Las Vegas to be a showgirl?
If you have nothing to do later, please come back.
You're bad luck?
I don't care if I ever get my money back.
It hit When the tax check drop
JILLY: I love you, kid!
I Didn’t Lose
Who wants it now? Who wants it?
[SIGHS]
Eddie, what am I doing?
- Our prime years are few and fast. - Woulda, coulda, shoulda.
His name is not Pappagiorgio. His name is Eric Flanigan...
No. I got it.
It's been such a long day.
I said, blackjack!
- Being on the road is just... - You've been everywhere.
Let me get the babysitter
10 Days
DEALER: Place your bets. Lucky roller coming out.
Hey, everybody!
Well, okay. Okay. Look. Look, let me just tip the piano player.
March, 31, 1998 The Little Mermaid April 15, 1997 101 Dalmatians, Sleeping Beauty,pooh's grand adventure
You know shark, I love winning tournaments..
If you get to the pool, you've gone too far. Back up.
Are you okay? You look all red.
Dad at Niagra Falls Any Trout?
[RUSTY SPITTING AND COUGHING]
ELLEN: Foot. Foot. Foot.
- By who? - By who? By me.
Let's go.
Boss SD1
Wow, it's beautiful.
There we are.
...but what can you do?
What did he say?
[SINGING] A boy on the town When he's in love
Now?
- Dad. - What do you say? Let's do it.
CATHERINE: Eddie.
Investments 101
- Sir, do you know this person? - No, no. Hi. Clark W. Griswold.
Payback time.
Drive carefully!
- Fake Drivers Ed Certificates! - How'd you know?
[MOUTHING WORDS] Wayne Newton.
...and the only time we've spent together is on your way to the casino.
Smartest thing I ever did Clark
Love to. But we have a lot of plans, don't we?