Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Because I could just... - No, no.
Who Knew My Nephew Had The Legs Of A Thoroughbred
Las Vegas Fun Police. Hand over your chips.
Hose down, now, kids. Chicken's almost ready.
...not have all your fun at just one table.
Oh, I had that last time I was here.
Oh, thanks. Yeah, listen...
- ... things could be a lot worse. - Yeah. You could be pregnant again.
Without my family, there is no Clark Griswold.
Show them that little move I taught you there, pork chop.
Vikings, you are freaking dead
[BURPS]
Clark? There he is. Clark!
Helicopter rides to the Grand Canyon. See it as God does.
- A better time to... - This is gonna be our best one.
You know that crap ID you sold me? I want my 10 bucks back.
He's gone. There was nothing you could do.
Duh ur do try Ugh f guy G
Now, are there any dam suggestions?
I hear that.
Great.
Are you?
Chips. Changing 500
That's not exactly what I had in mind.
Masters of the Impossible.
Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for you.
Buy a bullet and rent a gun
You're really a magical group of people.
There's something I have to tell you.
Fine. You want five bucks? Here. Here, big man.
Try me.
Let me get the babysitter
Wood Fire Griil & Buffet Parkway Youth Leader Dinner
- I wanna show you something. - Is it my new car?
You mean it?
Yeah.
I didn’t Lose!
Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
Coin toss. Eddie, these are my games.
If I win at something, I have nobody to share it with.
I'm going to college in the fall, but I'm doing volunteer work this summer.
Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet...
Be back at 5.
We have been married.for 20 years!
Well, you can live with us right here in Vegas.
Help. Daddy, I'm stuck.
This is steep.
No...
.
I didn’t lose I didn’t lose!
I’m making pasta
- Daddy! - Oh, my God!
[CLARK SCREAMING]
Now you.
I won the SD-1
Well, not in the Army, but I have played cards with men in uniform.
I could use a best man.
...I put in a dollar, I get a car!... ...I put in a dollar, I get a car!...
Vegas. Vegas. Vegas.
They cheated Doug and Soup… I saw it
How?
Doesn’t that hurt?
I'll have some of the um... Some of the yellow
Don't shout, Daddy.
Oh, my Lord. Rusty!
This bread pudding is extra-runny tonight.
Don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin, Russ.
Audrey?
Thank you.
Clark, this is a family vacation. Could you try to stay with the family?
GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY!
Why don't you give me half your Bitcoin…
...and tell him I'm at the Mirage.
SIEGFRIED: Now, let's do some real magic.
Hey! Jilly from Philly
Oh, my God!
This should be sweet.
Put a card on file, I got a sub. Put a card on file, I got a sub.
CLARK: I just want some time with you.
Nice of you. Good luck.
Twenty-two thousand, six hundred dollars.
Changing $350!
But, man, what a view.
Eddie, this place is great.
I need to go someplace where a man can think.
Dan at the breakfast buffet
Mr. Shirley thinks a guy like Clark Griswold deserves a few days off.
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I've been coming here for... I've never won once, and now I won.
Oh.
I didn’t lose!
I'll tell you what you see:
Bish, honey, let me tell you something I learned ..
Good luck everybody
Really, Sparky?
I said BLACKJACK
They're not bad.
Nineteen.
I'm sure you'll be happy with Wayne Newton.
You'll find your room.
- How's your chicken? Mine's dry as hell. - Mine's dry as hell too.
Okay, kids. Inspection in five minutes.
MAN: I won. I won. I won.
Yeah. ID? Sure.
Listen, everybody. Who knows how many more chances we'll get...
CHAUFFEUR: I'm sorry, sir. Come. Please. Come this way. Please.
You know, Clark, I love women.
And get inside and work on your typing.
It's Audrey's birthday.
It’s Theresa birthday