Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

MAN: Please, madame. Chin up.

I won! I won da money!

Wish you and Catherine could come, but no room for the kids.

Some of this spaghetti Bolognese here.

Its just a birthmark

WOMAN: Are you thinking of dancing, honey?

- They're chocolate chip. - They're delicious.

Ow! Good night, honey.

Good luck, Jakey

I’ve lost $7.5 million in 15 minutes!!!

Yeah, I got money buried all over this yard, Clark.

- Clark Griswold. - Clark Griswold.

Remember the time I had the, puffer fish

Clark, get our money back.

See how they like this.

ELLEN: Bye, Eddie. EDDIE: Bye.

Oh, yeah! That's a bigger fire than the red drink.

This one here's my pride and joy.

Barenaked Ladies

I won, I win the league!!

Dealer has rock. Pay paper.

Oh, okay. Let's see. House has 14, and house busts.

Not now, honey. They're teaching me baccarat.

Madagascar (2005)

You see, kids, when Columbus set sail on a little rickety boat...

Welcome, everyone.

NOW, are there any dan questions?

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Well, I think we know who sent the dress.

- Kid looks like a shooter. - I'll go for this.

RUSTY: Hey, is this for us?

I'd like to bet five dollars.

- Pleased to meet you. - Into food preservatives? What a gas.

You know blackjack is the only game where a smart player...

We only need vape.

Shrimp, ladies.

MAN [ON RADIO]: 4:22 on a sunny Thursday afternoon here...

You know what's been driving me crazy? Those goddamn baccarat tables!

I wanna play baccarat.

Take another right and then wind around left.

What can I do with 1 game left? Gee, I don’t know.

Yes, indeedy. Clark W. Griswold. Four.

...in Chicago, on K-LITE.

Come on. You love me, don't you?

You used to be something, and nobody can ever take that away from you.

...they're mine.

- You need help with the grill, Eddie? - No, thanks, Clark. Don't have one.

CLARK: Think we ought to be doing this before we get married?

Clark, where did all this come from?

When they ask for my medical history Me: Trying to sound like it is normal

I'll have some of the yellow, and don't get cheap on me.

Vegas. Vegas. Vegas

Barnenaked Ladies

Happy Anniversary I love you, and he is to many more

...that was a gamble. Ben Franklin, Thomas Edison...

And I think this one's gonna be a winner.

Welcome to the Mirage. Your credit card?

You feeling lucky tonight, Sparky?

A little harder on the shoulders.

I hate to see you down like this.

20 Dollar trick

- Where did you get that stuff? - At the men's store. Ask for Caesar.

Good luck everybody

Eddie, when you look at me, what do you see?

CLARK: Is it safe to be digging like this?

...and let it ride to the New World on a single tank of gas...

Look at this one here.

Hey, who's it from, Mom?

Nice to meet you.

CLARK: Oh, Keno. Oh, this is easy. I saw this on TV.

ELLEN: I hope you kids have learned something about the dangers of gambling.

You know, honey?

ELLEN: Clark. A limo?

- Ellen! - What was that?

It's the number one family destination in America.

My friend, $200 in chips, please?

- I just think there's... - This is gonna be such a great vacation.

Happy Birthday!

CATHERINE: Oh, Ellen. I missed you so much.

- I'm in. - Here we go.

I mean, Ellen, you and I are always working.

If it isn’t glue in your butt to the truck seat, it’s making

JILLY: Hey, I'll see you. Have a good time. - Alrighty.

You gotta learn how to relax.

Come on, come on, come on! There's a lot to do.

- Fifty on black, please. DEALER: No more bets.

Oh, yeah. Every time I belch the plate shifts and my legs give out.

No, I'm on vacation with my parents.

...just to have someone sit with him and say a few nice words.

Clark, this is all-you-can-eat.

You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything. Ice cream, mashed potatoes...

Yeah. Where can I get some damn bait?

Then by the power vested in me by the state of Nevada...

CLARK: Excuse me a minute. - Five thousand dollars.

Then she must be one hell of a sleepwalker.

I wish I could spend the rest of my life with you.

- What? - Dad, what about my tuition?

Taking the bait!! That didn’t take long

Afraid to take the risk. Beautiful children.