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No problem.
I didn't lose
And he is a C+ student. Now, out of the pool! Let's go, young man!
Welcome to the Mirage, Mr. Pappagiorgio. My name is Dean.
JAY, WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL THIS MONEY BURIED IN THE GROUND?
I didn’t lose!
- Russ. - Yeah, Dad?
Very special lady.
My health...
CONGRATULATIONS NORDY 2021 IFL CHAMP / 21 CLUB
Nick Pappagiorgio from Yuma? You like getting massaged?
...then we'll go out back, i'll kick ya in the nuts, and we'll call it a day
- Eddie? - Twenty-two. Player busts.
- Am I right? - Shut up, Russ.
It’s Ken Carmen and Lima!!
Seventy-four thousand, five hundred dollars
What can I do with 5 white Sox fans?
- May I ask you where you come from? - Me? Chicago, lllinois.
It’s too cold here
Marvelous.
Please wear this tonight. A friend.
Buy a bullet and rent a gun?
- Clark. - He cheated, Eddie.
I hope you enjoyed the company as much as the food.
If it ain't gluing your butt to the seat...
See, I told you. Clark!
Cleveland Browns Today
[CLARK SINGING GOOD VIBRATIONS BY THE BEACH BOYS]
Oh, man. It is a blazer out there.
- Here, go ahead. - Go ahead and get us a table.
What do you think of my spread, huh?
Yeah!
And you guys are growing up so fast, I hardly recognize you anymore.
I'm looking for an underage kid named Pappagiorgio. Seen him?
Hey, let the man roll the dice.
Oh, no.
Yea…
Turmoil! And checks not involved!!
WHOA I AM ON FIRE !
- Clark. - I don't know what I'll tell Ellen. I mean...
Yes. Griswold. Right this way, sir.
Give me 20 bucks. War!
Its just a birthmark
Where's the nearest casino?
Where else can you wear shorts 24 hours a day, huh?
...if we meet in the bathroom.
Good Luck Everybody!
I didn't lose!
Happy Anniversary Donna Lou
- Another 100 in chips, please. MARTY: Changing 100.
[SNEEZING]
Just gonna... I'm gonna help her get it out.
CLARK: Well, Eddie said there was enough room for a pool.
Twelve. Craps. A loser.
Promise to love and honor Ellen...
...and turned a monkey loose.
- Sir, why don't you come on stage? - Oh, come on, Clark. It'll be fun.
- Can I play five dollars in coins, please? - What?
Me ...
Dad, this is Larry, Kurt and Ira. They're professional entertainers.
- Fishing's been better, though. - Yeah.
...I'll can run upstairs and get the ID. I'll be right back. Okay?
Looks like my thumb, but it's not.
Doesn’t that hurt?
Then let's go get our kids.
.
...maybe throw a ten-spot down on a table...
...rolling the dice. Have fun, kids.
Pohlads “what can I do with $5”
Changing 600!
- Thank you. - Cash me in.
- I've invited you. - You find the Clark Griswold I married...
So you guys have been together longer than the real Beatles?
Hey! Here come the kids.
...but if you need a night away from your cat, they're more than fine.
- You're a lucky man. - Luckiest guy on earth.
Clark...
They grow up so fast, don't they?
Ordean. So close.
Doesn’t that hurt?
Well, we've been married 20 years.
The Little Mermaid, 101 Dalmatians, The Jungle Book, Bambi, Hercules, Old Yeller, Fun and Fancy Free,Melody Time,Peter Pan,
Oh, yeah, yeah. That's from when I sold one of my kidneys.
Clark, it's not the way it looks. We were just having pasta.
...and my garden is spitting out 50-pound tomatoes.
[LAUGHING]
- Seven. Winner! - Yeah!
Tim’s cousin
Good luck, everybody.
I'll tell you what there is.
I WON THE MONEY!!!
I am your dam guide, Arnie. Now, are there any dam questions? Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?
saas sprawl: I put my credit card # in, I get an app. I put my credit card # in, I get an app. I put my credit card # in, I get an app.
Oh, my little baby boy!
Good Luck Everybody
I'm sorry, sir, it's tails.
Ellen, you know, I've always felt very blessed...
You know, I happen to know a little magic.
Oh, you must be lost. This is Mr. Pappagiorgio.
Don't worry about me. I got plenty I can do on my own in Las Vegas.
You're very lucky. I've been to every Wayne show for the last 15 years.
Please, keep up with the tour.
Could I see some ID, please?
Eddie...
Changing $1600!
- What? - Shuffling.