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* IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD *

GET AWAY FROM ME!

IN FACT, I'M REALLY BUSY,

AND THE OTHER HAS BEEN CHEWED.

YEAH, THIS IS THE LIFE.

So they asked me to come and help them out,

HOW DID I OVERLOOK THAT FACT?

OF COURSE, I KNOW IT'S VERY SHORT NOTICE,

ARE YOU COMFORTABLE? AM I KILLING YOUR ARM?

* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU

THE DOOR IS STUCK! RICHARD!

[ SAMMY DAVIS, JR.'S "CANDY MAN" PLAYS ]

BUT SHE ALREADY KNOWS ABOUT YOU GUYS. NO.

YOU'RE SEPARATED BY THE POOL.

WHAT DO YOU NEED YOUR EUROPEAN LUGGAGE FOR?

CAN I HELP YOU?

WELL, WE'RE KIND OF BUSY.

HEY, LORELAI -- OH, NO PROBLEM, LUKE. BUTT RIGHT IN.

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

OF COURSE. Yes, it was.

TO TOUCH A MICROPHONE EVER AGAIN.

WELL, I'M JUST NOT SO SURE SHE WANTS THIS OUT YET.

YEAH, WELL, HERE'S 20 BUCKS. IT'S A LONG FLIGHT.

MY DOGS AREN'T --

OOH, LUKE, THAT'S WONDERFUL!

YOU HAVE TO HOLD YOUR OWN BOARDING PASS,

AND HE KISSED ME,

FOR A LITTLE WHILE?

BRIAN'S BEEN YAMMERING ON ABOUT GERMS AND SPORES

FINISH YOUR BREAKFAST ALREADY?

I DIDN'T RAISE YOU TO BE THE KIND OF GIRL

LET HER TELL YOU IF SHE WANTS TO, OKAY?

I DON'T WANT TO FORGET IT EVER HAPPENED.

Lindsay: I DID THAT.

so I'm on my way to Maine.

IS THE TEXTBOOK DEFINITION OF A PERFECT MOMENT.

SOMETHING THAT'LL MAKE US REMEMBER THIS.

I CONVINCED HIM HE WAS DREAMING IT ALL,

AND LOTS OF HOT TOWELS.

Uh, listen, I got a call from my sister and T.J.

YOU LISTENED TO HER. YOU CONSULTED WITH HER.

HOW TO HANDLE THIS AS YOUR FRIEND WHO YOU USUALLY TURN TO

YOU'RE MAKING A SCENE IS WHAT YOU'RE MAKING.

SAY GOODBYE TO DAISY MILLER.

I PUT IN THREE MEAT THERMOMETERS

WHICH IS APPARENTLY THE PRIME SPOT,

UH, NO, NO, IT REALLY WAS A BIG DEAL.

WE NEED TO TAKE HIM UPSTAIRS.

SHE GOT IT BACK IN THE DIVORCE.

SORRY. THAT'S A BAD CHOICE OF WORDS.