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RORY, WE WERE WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU.

AND A REPORT MEANS WE'LL BE IN THE POLICE BLOTTER.

THIS SHOE WAS PRACTICALLY BRAND-NEW, WORN TWICE,

EXCUSE ME. I'M SORRY.

OH, NO! JASON! WHAT HAPPENED TO JASON?

OKAY, WELL, UM --

YES, THAT IS A RELIEF.

HEY! IT'S A PARTY.

GET THEM AND TAKE THEM HOME.

NO, I'M SORRY, LUKE DIDN'T TELL ME.

I TOLD YOU SHE'D BE MAD.

I WAS GOING TO BE PRACTICAL, AND I WAS GOING TO BE ADULT,

They're up in Maine, and they got into a little accident --

I THINK I'M REALLY RELIEVED YOU FEEL THAT WAY.

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

DID YOU GUYS HAVE A FIGHT, OR IS IT SOMETHING ELSE?

ARE YOU HAVING AN ANEURYSM OR SOMETHING?

NO, MOM, THAT'S PLENTY. IT'S JUST, WE ALREADY KNEW.

HOWEVER, AS A GUY, I WAS TRYING NOT TO BE A PIG.

YOU DIDN'T? WELL, NO, BUT --

THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE END OF YOUR INPUT ON THIS.

GREAT. WE WON'T TALK.

I WAS GOING TO GET EVERYTHING STRAIGHTENED OUT.

SO ALL THOSE "TROJAN MAN" JOKES ALL THESE YEARS

BECAUSE I AM OPEN FOR BUSINESS.

LET'S JUST TALK.

I'M GOING TO EUROPE BY MYSELF

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

'CAUSE I WAS THINKING OF COOKING OR SOMETHING.

WAS HE FACED TO YOU?

OH, YEAH, I PROPPED HIS HEAD UP.

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO PRACTICE A HALF AN HOUR AGO.

TAYLOR, WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOUR SHOE IN THE HALLWAY?

ALL RIGHT THEN. IT IS NOW 1:00.

SO, WHAT IS THIS, A HENRY JAMES NOVEL?

IT'S PRETTY EASY TO DUPLICATE.

DID I EVER TELL YOU I LIKE YOUR HAIR?

I CAN'T BELIEVE KIRK SAW US. I THOUGHT HE WAS ASLEEP.

SO IT SEEMS LIKE --

YOU HAVE TRASHY-MAGAZINE MONEY?

IT WOULD HAVE HAD SOME SERIOUSLY IMPRESSIVE CONSEQUENCES.

NEITHER OF US HAS KIDS.

I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE AT ALL.

IT'S LIKE HEROIN TO HER.

I MEAN, REMEMBER -- WE LOVED PARIS.

so anyhow, they can't run the Renaissance Fair booth

IF YOU DON'T COME DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW,

* DON'T THINK I'M COMIN' BACK

UM, COULD YOU MAYBE NOT SAY ANYTHING

I'M GOING TO GET UP AT 10:00,

YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP,

OR THAT SHE ALREADY KNEW SOMEHOW,

MY MOTHER SAYS IT GIVES YOU CANCER.

THIS IS FOR YOUR GRANDMOTHER.

LORELAI, SAY YOUR GOODBYES HERE.

BUT MAYBE IN THE BACK OF MY MIND, I JUST THOUGHT --

HE JUST CAME TO SAY HI TO EVERYBODY

HE FINALLY MANAGED TO BUMP SOMEONE FROM A CHURCH GROUP,

WE WON'T TALK. GOOD.