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HE FINALLY MANAGED TO BUMP SOMEONE FROM A CHURCH GROUP,

I CAN'T BELIEVE KIRK SAW US. I THOUGHT HE WAS ASLEEP.

I MEAN, REMEMBER -- WE LOVED PARIS.

HOWEVER, AS A GUY, I WAS TRYING NOT TO BE A PIG.

MY MOTHER SAYS IT GIVES YOU CANCER.

LET'S JUST TALK.

I TOLD YOU SHE'D BE MAD.

IT'S PRETTY EASY TO DUPLICATE.

YOU DIDN'T? WELL, NO, BUT --

WE WON'T TALK. GOOD.

OH, YEAH, I PROPPED HIS HEAD UP.

LORELAI, SAY YOUR GOODBYES HERE.

BUT MAYBE IN THE BACK OF MY MIND, I JUST THOUGHT --

THIS IS FOR YOUR GRANDMOTHER.

YES, THAT IS A RELIEF.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WAS HE FACED TO YOU?

AND A REPORT MEANS WE'LL BE IN THE POLICE BLOTTER.

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE AT ALL.

I THINK I'M REALLY RELIEVED YOU FEEL THAT WAY.

SO IT SEEMS LIKE --

SO, WHAT IS THIS, A HENRY JAMES NOVEL?

HEY! IT'S A PARTY.

NO, MOM, THAT'S PLENTY. IT'S JUST, WE ALREADY KNEW.

NEITHER OF US HAS KIDS.

BECAUSE I AM OPEN FOR BUSINESS.

'CAUSE I WAS THINKING OF COOKING OR SOMETHING.

UM, COULD YOU MAYBE NOT SAY ANYTHING

GET THEM AND TAKE THEM HOME.

GREAT. WE WON'T TALK.

I WAS GOING TO BE PRACTICAL, AND I WAS GOING TO BE ADULT,

OR THAT SHE ALREADY KNEW SOMEHOW,

IF YOU DON'T COME DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW,

I'M GOING TO GET UP AT 10:00,

* DON'T THINK I'M COMIN' BACK

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO PRACTICE A HALF AN HOUR AGO.

DID I EVER TELL YOU I LIKE YOUR HAIR?

HE JUST CAME TO SAY HI TO EVERYBODY

so anyhow, they can't run the Renaissance Fair booth

RORY, WE WERE WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU.

EXCUSE ME. I'M SORRY.

They're up in Maine, and they got into a little accident --

ARE YOU HAVING AN ANEURYSM OR SOMETHING?

SO ALL THOSE "TROJAN MAN" JOKES ALL THESE YEARS

YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP,

OH, NO! JASON! WHAT HAPPENED TO JASON?

I WAS GOING TO GET EVERYTHING STRAIGHTENED OUT.

DID YOU GUYS HAVE A FIGHT, OR IS IT SOMETHING ELSE?

ALL RIGHT THEN. IT IS NOW 1:00.

THIS SHOE WAS PRACTICALLY BRAND-NEW, WORN TWICE,

OKAY, WELL, UM --

IT'S LIKE HEROIN TO HER.

IT WOULD HAVE HAD SOME SERIOUSLY IMPRESSIVE CONSEQUENCES.

YOU HAVE TRASHY-MAGAZINE MONEY?

NO, I'M SORRY, LUKE DIDN'T TELL ME.

TAYLOR, WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOUR SHOE IN THE HALLWAY?

I'M GOING TO EUROPE BY MYSELF

THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE END OF YOUR INPUT ON THIS.