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DEAN CAME OVER TO BORROW SOMETHING.
EVERYTHING HAPPENED SO FAST. WE WERE HERE WITH THE TOWN --
HE'S MARRIED.
ANY END TO THIS SPEECH IN SIGHT?
AH!
HE'S TALL, NOT SMALL.
I WILL. NOT THAT I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID.
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
I DID NOT FORCE IT UPON YOU.
HAD GONE OUT OF STYLE.
WE'RE DOING A TEST RUN AT THE INN THIS WEEKEND.
OKAY, JUST --
[ DOOR OPENS ]
YEAH, IT IS.
TONIGHT.
AND HE'S GOT SOME THORNS STUCK IN IT, AND I THOUGHT OF YOU.
OH, MY GOD, MY HEART WON'T STOP POUNDING.
I HOPE SO.
YOU DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TOUCH MY DRUMS.
CAN YOU SIGN THIS?
DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK.
RORY, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S LOVELY?
It's me.
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SAY YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GO,
OKAY, FINE, SO MAYBE I SUGGESTED THE TRIP
WELL, YOU HAVE FUN. MOMMY'S GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK.
Like where? JUST GO OUTSIDE.
NO, DEAN LIKES ROAST BEEF! WE HAD IT AT OUR WEDDING.
WELL, IF IT ISN'T DEAN MORIARTY.
I THINK YOU WOULD REALLY ENJOY THAT.
WHY ME?
I MENTIONED THEM SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE,
BUT, KIRK --
* AND WHEN I GO THIS TIME
BUT YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
DIDN'T SLOW HIM DOWN, THOUGH.
SO THEN I CALLED HIM TODAY,
AND SHE IS HERE IN DESPERATE NEED OF SOME GIRL TALK,
I'M JUST... TRYING TO MAKE SURE
HEY, KIRK? HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
YOU'RE WELCOME.
NO, NO, I DON'T, BUT I WOULD LOVE TO WEIGH IN.
HELLO? [ Louder ] It's me.
HAVE FUN, AND UH...
I MEAN, HE CALLS TO TELL ME, AND YOU ANSWER,
WHAT?
YEAH?
I THOUGHT THERE WAS A MOMENT.
YOU, ME, RORY -- THE THREE OF US.
I ENDED UP HAVING SEX ON AN AL GILBERT RECORD.
I SUPPOSE I COULD DO THAT,
HEY, DAVEY. CAME FOR BREAKFAST?
WELL, THE ASSASSINS ARE GONE NOW, KIRK.
WHO WAS AFTER YOU, HONEY? ASSASSINS.
IT'S BEING PART OF THE CYCLE OF LIFE,
YEAH. EVERYTHING'S OKAY.
I'M VERY HAPPY.
Hey, no big deal.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION.
YOU NEED SOME PERSPECTIVE ON SEX FROM ME?
* WHO CAN TAKE A SUNRISE
AND SHE JUST SAID ALL THESE THINGS.
AND HE HANGS UP,
YOU MIGHT WANT TO GIVE HIM BACK TO ME.
AUNT CORA WAS NOT MENTALLY ILL! SHE WAS ATHLETIC!
HOW WAS IT?
BURGER AND PATTY MELT.
YOU KISSED?
IF NOTHING ELSE,
WE WERE DONE, BUT SHE -- WE WERE STILL HORIZONTAL,
[ INHALES ]
I DON'T WANT TO TAKE A LOOK.
Oh, my God!
I MEAN, HE LOVES ME, AND I LOVE HIM.
I WASN'T THINKING WE HAD TO TALK LIKE MOM AND KID.
[ LAUGHS ]
Richard: EMILY?
nothing major, just each one of them broke an arm and a leg,
WHO SLEEPS WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S HUSBAND.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]