Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Any one of us could get run over by a Snapchatting teen at any moment.

Would you just... Dial it back, all right?

because I don't have a good reason to be doing shitty.

She was just reading a sign.

couldn't even do this right. Who knows?

Maybe she hoped one day someone would say that about her.

So, I stopped at a Jack in the Box, on the way here,

Well. No point beating a dead horse.

Beatrice Horseman was born in 1938,

I don't even know what morning means anymore.

and my mother, Beatrice Horseman?

she was looking past me. There was nobody else in the room.

Olivia's mother had a relapse and had to go back to rehab,

All three of us were drowning, and we didn't know how to save each other,

so, seriously, if you wanted me to sit down

When you're a kid, you convince yourself

"My mother is dead, and everything is worse now."

My dad died about ten years ago of injuries he sustained during a duel.

Or maybe she'd think it was funny that her idiot son

Which is pretty shitty because it puts the onus on me to disagree with her,

but at his funeral she said,

Even now, I find myself waiting.

Anyway, we did this one season finale, where Olivia's birth mother comes to town.

But when this girl at the Jack in the Box asked me if I was having an awesome day,

It was written by my friend Herb Kazzaz, who's also dead now,

I mean, you know, obviously it's not like there's a wait list for dying.

That's the good that comes from wanting things."

Kfir Bibas is dead, and everything is worse now.

but there is nothing more realistic than that.