Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

after Ethan finds out his crush only asked him to the dance
I mean, it's not fine, but, you know, it's... fine.
-[rimshot plays] -Yeah, but not now.
Tuesday! My mom called it Tuesday.
[music continues over radio]
"No, man, some crew guy just left their coffee cup in the shot."
Because now I know I will never have a mother
Your mother's having another one of her episodes.
for all the shitty things he ever did in his stupid worthless life.
tripped over an exposed root and bashed his head on a rock.
What We Do in The Shadows is ending And everything is worse now
and her idiot son couldn't even do that right.
because they could imagine their parents to be anything they wanted.
One's a coughin' fit and the other fits a coffin!
which is a pretty shitty thing to leave your widow with.
-[horn honking] -[tires screeching]
decided he would not stand for this besmirchment of his honor.
was still holding on to that chance.
Maybe that's what she meant by "everything is worse."
I don't know why she said that. Maybe she felt that's the kind of thing
I'll stand up here and pretend
Truly a remarkable woman.
You were a huge bitch... and now you're dead.
and you waited until the very last moment to give it to me."
-[panting] -[tires screech]
And it was about these orphans. And early on, the network had a note,
Well, eventually this found its way to some kook in Montana,
That's all I have to say about my mother.
One time, she went to a parade,
"Hello, there. You are a person. And I see you."
in a mask of tremendous horror and anguish.