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The national guard struggles to restore some kind of order.
as soon as the shuttle launches.
Zulu X-ray seven was a prototype emp device.
Well, I should know, because I karaoke'd it at my wedding.
Oh, damn it, Gary. Not now.
Are you a college boy?
This is my call, not yours.
but you need to be familiar with the process should complications arise.
You waiting for something?
The numbers are solid.
I was in the zone. Tearing it up on the dance floor.
Please, let me put together a plan.
Whoa!
The only problem is, is it recognizes our technology.
"One small step for man,
will rain down on us.
Kc, hang on!
You can't put him in jail for a week. Please, I'm begging you.
Extra back scratches later.
Anyone ever tell you guys you bicker like an old married couple?
Please, put Jimmy on.
Our iander's busted.
keep their hands off the nukes.
Because they're all in museums.
Jack, when are you coming home for supper?
searching for one of these orbiting megastructures.
Oh, you gotta be kidding me. No.
It was me who was assigned to keep it under wraps.
I'm an astronaut, not a soldier.
Air is gonna be sucked away, dummy.
Okay, now the backpack. Throw it to him.
I'm gonna get you home.
It's trying to eat the lander!
My dad's still up there with Fowler.
You just make sure your trigger-happy buddies
A few hours, huh?
The moon's orbit has shifted.
Copy, we see it.
Twenty-four kilometers.
Holy shit.
I lost two of their mops.
Ever heard of a Dyson sphere?
and use it as bait to lure this thing out of its hole.
We should get started.
All the courts were closed.
Left, right, left.
Kc, I need you to go back there,
Current momentum... gravity...
As you know, I was unconscious, but...
Guys!
Sit down.
Jimmy, come on. We gotta go now.
along with the thanks of the entire country.
Okay, well, how do we do that?
Guys!
He, uh...
I'm just curious, you still screwing over your friends?
Anyone that can help us is already here.
Holdenfield?
You and kc take the lander and get out of here.
How are we gonna get into the bunker?
It's taking the bait.
I sold these guys a couple cars.
that I can use as collateral till I get money, whatever you need.
Like your son?
What's with all the pill popping? You're really sweating over there.
Okay, well, it's clear that this thing inside the moon
All the memories of my son are happy.
We'll accompany you on the mission and activate the device,
Jimmy!
when no one else would.
But don't even get me started on eclipses.
- I'm right behind you. - Left, right, left.
Okay, well, let's find an empty room.
May I have everyone's attention.
Take good care of him.
that a natural satellite cannot be a hollow object.
because they found something on that day.
Oxygen's running out.
the impact made the moon ring like a bell.
If you launch nukes,
You read my blog?
Is that a tracking device?
Can a solar flare cause the kind of disturbance you witnessed
I'll get you where you need to go,
Welcome to the club.
We have to pull up our launch window.
When Brian had to open his big mouth, he had a little speech.
they expanded from their home planet, into habitats they built in space.
In other news, prominent scientists
We can potentially get a stc-62 en route by tomorrow.
so you must know that
so we're gonna have to set it off ourselves,
Damn it.
Wait!
- Mm. - I get motion sickness, too.
If you're looking for the deal of your life,
Okay, hang on.
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Yeah?
but you listened to me
We're on our way to you.
At least 20 kilometers.
Altitude now, 33,500 feet.
Wait, so... So the aliens that built the moon...
What about the radioactive fallout?
But this is urgent.
- But, daddy... - Just keep walking.
I'm dead serious.
And, um...
Turn on apu one, two and three.
the global fallout is gonna kill everybody.
Just so I'm clear, you're gonna take a bomb into space.
said to be powered by captured stars.
I've got one kinda like it.
the moon's gravity will be over 80% of the earth's pull.