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Imagine the tides on the coast...
Which is why we need you.
Suit up.
I know how it sounds, but we checked Dr. Houseman's data.
Because we don't... We don't have any more of these.
We need to go now.
to a secret corner of their galaxy.
No.
Kc!
We go now live to the NASA press briefing
I love you so much.
God, I am so jealous.
How do you plan on getting up there?
I know it sounds completely crazy.
Large parts of the moon will rain down on us.
Doug! Wait!
Bong!
We're all just trying to help Sonny right here.
- Colonel. - Director Fowler.
I can't do that.
This doesn't make any sense, Brian.
Sir, we have to hurry.
- Keep going. - Left.
Okay. Let's get you outta here.
To safety?
And it knew we were coming.
Mission control cut their feed to the world
Altitude, four miles now.
I was wrong to bring you here. I am done.
These people here won't have a planet unless we figure something out.
You underestimated us.
Velocity, 2, 195 feet per second.
I have a confession to make.
Roger. Fueling valves wide open.
in the hands of your ex-wife, and some has-been astronaut.
We're gonna hit.
Today's loss is the final blow in this very public fall from grace.
Shit.
You figured all this out?
- Hello, there. - Hi.
I just put that on my business cards 'cause it sounded cool.
Because he's my son.
Girls, go pack.
Commander Harper. I'm lieutenant colonel Reed.
to initiate the creation of a new inhabitable planet.
Well, NASA and I aren't really on speaking terms these days.
Well, at least your husband came through with that.
No effin' way.
Let me tell you kids something.
and make these last moments count.
and then the military's gonna launch.
before the traffic becomes a nightmare.
Uh-oh.
It was shut down. Shelved.
Out for a joy ride and this day is not going to end well for them.
No, no, what you showed us was crazy.
Before NASA. How?
And I would also like to ask you, dear,
We have incoming!
Hello?
and fueled by the abundant energy of captured stars.
you didn't kill that astronaut.
I saw your helmet cam.
Guys, where have you been? Look.
I'm so sorry.
can we please not spend our last few hours hating each other?
Our Chinese friends have Jerry-rigged the on board systems
Thank you.
Well, you'd know if you saw him once in a while.
No freakin' way.
Okay. Uh...
Brian. Brian.
If only scottie ebersol could see you now.
You don't leave people behind, okay?
A lot of good that did.
Wait. Wait a minute.
We were both lied to.
Kc, can you tell birkenstocks here
Next case, Sonny Neil Harper.
And that one, too.
The ai suddenly became self-aware,
Sonny, the moon is going to help us.
Of course.
Refusing to be enslaved
- You're just gonna say I'm crazy again. - Try me.
Wait! There's a high probability that this is a trap.
But so far, NASA and the white house have not responded to requests for comment.
And wars were only memories of long bygone times.
- Whoa! - Tom, watch out!
where Harper claimed that the accident
and I'd say, "left, right, left."
WoThis is private property. Turn around.
The world needs you, Brian.
Controlled by a central, self-learning computer system
Okay.
Here's your clearance.
- No one will listen to me. - Then make them.
Okay, kc, open the fueling valves on the shuttle tank.
Yeah, Sonny drove fast away from all the crazy water.
We're underwater, guys.