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At that point, city-sized pieces of moon debris

July 20th, 1969.

Because the damn moon is hollow.

Uh, Houston, I'm getting a little fluctuation.

Oh, yeah. I'm still tracking our moon's orbit.

if you're watching this, then you know by now

Hope we don't need that.

I sent a ground crew to the prison, okay?

- Uh... 'Cause the moon's a megastructure? - Yeah, someone's paying attention!

You're saving everyone else.

You saved the shuttle. You saved Fowler.

A few studies have found that smelling Rosemary

I told you the moon was built by aliens.

but, uh, I'm not even gonna say anything.

We have photometric measurements of gaseous spectra being emitted from inside.

As leaders around the world struggle for answers,

Hey, Sonny. I know you don't like me.

Why is nothing happening?

Fifteen degrees. 30.

Pitch down. Pitch down.

for two minutes. Not true.

- Excuse me. The megastructure? - Please don't ask.

that's been going on for billions of years.

Commander Fowler, a passing meteor or a solar flare

Longitude five degrees, 12 minutes west.

Come on! Go, go!

The moon doesn't have enough gravity to do that,

It was attacked.

Yeah. Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it.

Get out of here.

I have a right to defend my property, Tom.

I'm sorry, sir. My mum always said

My dad laughed when I told him I wanted to be an astronaut.

- I'm sorry, who are you? - Um...

Kc, can we do it?

Probe depth has reached 24.5 kilometers.

And I'm stuck in traffic.

Newscaster: Our viewers might remember

- I just wanna get my son back. - The courts are closed.

- wonderful people here... - Really?

We never had a lot of money, but sometimes we'd all get fish 'n chips,

its orbital radius is decreasing.

Just try to understand. If there's even

- has a bath... - You worry too much.

What department?

What's happening to him?

are you sure they're going to let me into the bunker?

Oh, that's lovely, dear. Thank you.

All right, this should be perfect for them.

- Whoa! - Guns on the ground.

And how do you propose we do that exactly?

Oh. Sorry, I'm sorry, miss.

I got a classic bike and my son's vintage mustang

Oh, come on. How was it your fault?

is technological in nature, right?

I know all of this that's happening seems so scary,

The right booster's losing thrust.

- I know I wasn't always easy. - That makes two of us.

their initial projection...

The electronics were out.

Yeah. What'd I miss?

"one giant leap for..." Yada, yada, yada.

I can't fly the shuttle alone.

Thinks that astronaut dying was his fault.

and the European space agencies

The... the... the tide, it's coming.

And you're not killing me now.

Left, right, left.

I used to hold you like this to help you walk

Go get 'em, commander.

But not everything.

Your rules don't apply anymore.

We have to start thinking about the girls.

Uh, yes, they are.

On the brink of their extinction, your ancestors escaped

But Italy doesn't beat this view.

We make a pretty good team, huh?

Oh, that's putting it lightly.

Turning us around.

Okay. Very gently. Sure. I can do that.

I'm asking you to think about our son.

NASA is completely downplaying this.

Sir, we're ready for you.

I was not impersonating you.

I guess, yes, technically. It could have.

Just what we need, a damn earthquake.

We scanned your consciousness.

I think we're dealing with two competing intelligent entities here.

The lyrics are "I bless the rains down in Africa."

Left, right, left.

Iposted on every platform.

Do I look okay? You took off to the mountains?

To put it bluntly, the moon is a megastructure.

I don't know. It's flying itself.