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It was attacked.
You saved the shuttle. You saved Fowler.
"one giant leap for..." Yada, yada, yada.
Come on! Go, go!
- has a bath... - You worry too much.
I don't know. It's flying itself.
Easy, easy.
- I'm sorry, who are you? - Um...
Oh, that's lovely, dear. Thank you.
- wonderful people here... - Really?
July 20th, 1969.
I told you the moon was built by aliens.
We scanned your consciousness.
I was not impersonating you.
To put it bluntly, the moon is a megastructure.
A few studies have found that smelling Rosemary
Oh, shit.
I sent a ground crew to the prison, okay?
but, uh, I'm not even gonna say anything.
We make a pretty good team, huh?
- I know I wasn't always easy. - That makes two of us.
Just what we need, a damn earthquake.
Kc, can we do it?
Hope we don't need that.
if you're watching this, then you know by now
Oh. Sorry, I'm sorry, miss.
Probe depth has reached 24.5 kilometers.
- Uh... 'Cause the moon's a megastructure? - Yeah, someone's paying attention!
The... the... the tide, it's coming.
I'm sorry, sir. My mum always said
and the European space agencies
Do I look okay? You took off to the mountains?
Was that you?
At that point, city-sized pieces of moon debris
Left, right, left.
Ignition.
Turning us around.
- Whoa! - Guns on the ground.
That's crazy.
Fifteen degrees. 30.
And I'm stuck in traffic.
What's happening to him?
- I just wanna get my son back. - The courts are closed.
Oh, shit!
Because the damn moon is hollow.
Look out!
Okay. Very gently. Sure. I can do that.
All right, this should be perfect for them.
I know all of this that's happening seems so scary,
But Italy doesn't beat this view.
Your rules don't apply anymore.
As leaders around the world struggle for answers,
Why is nothing happening?
Fuzz aldrin.
Be right back.
Yeah. What'd I miss?
I have a right to defend my property, Tom.
Oh, come on. How was it your fault?
And how do you propose we do that exactly?
We have photometric measurements of gaseous spectra being emitted from inside.
Newscaster: Our viewers might remember
Brian!
I guess, yes, technically. It could have.
On the brink of their extinction, your ancestors escaped
- Excuse me. The megastructure? - Please don't ask.
Commander Fowler, a passing meteor or a solar flare
The lyrics are "I bless the rains down in Africa."
Just try to understand. If there's even
A friend.
There it is.
Uh, yes, they are.
And you're not killing me now.
Thinks that astronaut dying was his fault.
We never had a lot of money, but sometimes we'd all get fish 'n chips,
What the fuck!
Pitch down. Pitch down.
Stay here.
You're saving everyone else.
Get out of here.
I got a classic bike and my son's vintage mustang
Sir, we're ready for you.
Hey, Sonny. I know you don't like me.
We have to start thinking about the girls.
their initial projection...
But not everything.
are you sure they're going to let me into the bunker?
Go get 'em, commander.
for two minutes. Not true.
its orbital radius is decreasing.
Left, right, left.
The right booster's losing thrust.
The moon doesn't have enough gravity to do that,
My dad laughed when I told him I wanted to be an astronaut.
I think we're dealing with two competing intelligent entities here.
NASA is completely downplaying this.
Oh, that's putting it lightly.
Hang on!
that's been going on for billions of years.
I'm asking you to think about our son.
How's Jimmy?
Yeah. Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it.
What department?
Come on.
Please hold.
I can't fly the shuttle alone.
is technological in nature, right?
Iposted on every platform.
Oh, yeah. I'm still tracking our moon's orbit.
Uh, Houston, I'm getting a little fluctuation.
Longitude five degrees, 12 minutes west.
I used to hold you like this to help you walk
I'm trying!
The electronics were out.