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NEWSCASTER: Richard Rowell,
So I shut off the jets and I felt much better.
Duck, duck. RHONDA: Oh. Hmm.
Um, you know, speaking of people with too much money,
RHONDA: Yes, I do, Richard.
I'm tired of begging for their scraps.
- Icka, bicka, soda cracker.
Truth is, I've always had resentment towards rich people.
♪
and my ex-wife evicted me.
So that's when I decided to lock myself up
- Julio, it's okay.
Now please, enjoy the bounty of my labor.
I got a lot of questions for those fools.
- I'd say it sounds like you've been punished enough.
- I don't know how much this all costs, but it's gotta be a lot, right?
but, uh, these people really need your help.
♪ ominous music playing ♪
But the reason I do this is because
- Well, there ain't nothing short about Payne's Richard. [whistles]
- Hell, no, I ain't a fuckin' hater.
- A million dollars?
♪
- Fine. I'll fuckin' do it.
five potato, six potato, seven potato.
♪
I'm a little worried about the electricity,
You think Roger's worth that much?
And I am sick to death of sucking up to monsters like you!
He's been donating to us for years.
and now I live in the van outside.
Duck.
♪ Onetta there in the corner stand ♪
- Payne.
It's-it's good for us. - Yes.
I mean, kids need boundaries,
that a place like this is able to survive.
but I don't think anybody would want to trade places with you.
or win a fucking scratch-off for once in my life.
- Yeah, Julio, it's his best shirt.
We're gonna get that money.
Payne!
that Richard's had a very different life than the rest of us, um,
- Roger, are you worth $500?