Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

... like a knee-jerk reaction...

Don't worry, ladies, I've closed the window.

- I normally never let people touch him. - Really?

You are never taking Jack to the park without me. Ever!

J.D. And I kissed.

Dude, that did not happen.

In all fairness, you don't know if that lady is a sickie,

She's back My baby's back

- Jordan! - It's just Carl.

The two of us have two distinctly different parenting styles.

No, I'm in the hospital because I... They think I have avian flu.

You're speechless.

It is a heart-wrenching tale of woe involving Jordan's second cousin,

- All right. - What's going on?

Good, you both looked.

how is she supposed to trust me telling her she can?

Those pills didn't kick in until just about the moment

I didn't realize how easy it is to make little mistakes.

My work here is done.

Why, it's a dummygram, and it's addressed to you, Barbie.

which I guarantee will come to an abrupt, very unnatural end.

Speaking of trust, you know who's trustworthy? Turk.

Buzz off, you big monkey.

Turns out she just meant having breakfast with her family.

Unlike you, I'll follow through, Mr Sign Up on the Bulletin Board

J.D., you're drunk.

Daddy does a little trick where he grabs Jack by the ankles,

The cute kind, not the hairy kind.