Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can let go of the couch if I so choose.

My God! I gotta be downtown in, like, eight minutes!

He holds Jack when I get a bikini wax.

go ahead and grab your fork and bang your glass.

where I knew no one would ever venture.

my other lip in the middle of yours.

- Well, I guess I'm glad we kissed then. - Me too.

- I'll let you put the hat back on. - Two appletinis, governor.

- Stop. - That can't be true.

She's back. My baby's back!

Besides, it's not like I ever put him in any real danger.

Ted, lunch was four hours ago.

- That was a thick bush. - Really, Turk, was it a thick bush?

Let's read it and find out what's in there. You are disturbingly naive.

but when Jack gets hurt on my time, I'm not careful enough?

- Are those stitches? - What are the odds you'd pick that one?

- Nothing. - We kissed.

It may take a lot of work, but it's worth it.

OK, we just saw the plastic surgeon.

Jack is fine, but if the cut was four inches to the left and 7 inches deeper,

Oh, my God, I can't stop! I'm sorry. I have to pee.

like a wife trusting her husband.