Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is that Red? Is it... No, no. Not him either.

And the guy was running around with that ax?

Doesn't that piss you off?

And now for a segment we like a little less than the first and the last.

and now we're left with a harelipped reminder of what might have been.

Wow. Where are you headed once you get out?

"already got blown up by Jake-cockadoody-Busey. "

I taste lipstick.

Dufresne, you better get your ass out here before you make me cut this sentence...

that I watch too much TV and don't read enough books,

Then there was Joey Duchamp. The voice in his head was Roy Scheider.

The year was 1964

Walk along the stone wall until you reach the tree,

But where are those good old-fashioned values

You're on. I'll take the Don Martin-looking one.

Great. Hey, can you hand me my cell phone?

- E-mail? - Dial-up.

Under that rock is a box with something I want you to have.

Everybody still awake? All right, big finish.

You know, something where the reader doesn't have

You know, I am a huge Snuggly Jeff fan. I've read all the books.

The man who crawled through a river of shit

Sho' 'nough, I thought I'd go deef and dumb when I saw me that dead body.