Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good children should never go into the woods alone.

for tomorrow's front page.

Drugs and gangs came to Southside High.

Easy, okay? Ease up on that. We're gonna let the cops do their job.

With everything that's going on right now, I need to know you're safe.

[dance music playing on headphones]

Yeah, because you'd like to be ahead of the threat. I understand.

Thank you, corazón.

I'm interested. I have experience.

Why can't you use Grind'em like every other gay guy?

I don't want anyone else getting hurt.

And by "we," I mean our friends, our families.

I wouldn't push that if I were you.

Yeah. Yes. Of course, Mr. Lodge.

-At the hospital with Moose and Midge. -What?

Well, Tom, how real is this threat?

No. You didn't need it. And I don't need yours.

but some robots went insane and started killing the guests,

Topaz. Let's bounce.

[chuckles] I'm glad you're okay, Moose. Midge, too.

its faculty and staff, its parents,

Are you sure that this is real?

You see, your student has formed his own private army.

by one of my favorite authors, Ray Bradbury.

[sighs] It's going.

Well. Perfect timing. Zip me up?

[Betty] Moose and Midge were shot literally 300 yards from Fox Forest,

but it won't be over mine or my babies'.

You're playing with fire, I want you to know.

Okay, fine. I will not go back. Scout's honor.

At Riverdale High, I wrote for the Blue and Gold.

[Jughead] It was just around the block.

That will not be a problem for me.

People, there's a burning book on the cover.

So, I self-identify as a loner, not a pack animal.

I need to know my dad's life and he needs to know mine.

-Oh, and Archie. -Yes.

-You said you weren't gonna do this. -Betty, what do you want from me?

-You know what? That's okay. -What, you're playing hard-to-get?

-What's that? -I don't know. It was on the porch.

Check out the backseat.