Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

--it's important to not give this lunatic an audience.

Uh, rum? No, not-- Not really, sir.

As for someone who's had his own share of run-ins with the law...

I thought you were gonna say that you got jumped by those Creepies--

-What am I being tested for? -Not you, my father.

Okay, fine, I was cruising Fox Forest.

-Toni, will you keep an eye on him? -All over it.

Mm-hm. Daddy wants to please his little girl.

Well, yeah, Jug.

Well, he'll find a way to be offended if that's what he wants.

you want everything to change overnight.

[Phillips] Mr. Jones.

♪ Your eyes ♪

He's making an effort, I'm making an effort.

on two conditions:

[Moose] His eyes.

This place is crawling with the JJ. A highly addictive total gutter drug.

[Kevin] I was just night-jogging, you know, as one does,

Oh. Wait, I'm sorry, that was us.

-We need to protect ourselves. -[Hermione] We're gonna lose our table.

Jones, wanna come with? We're going to the quarry.

Kevin used to be a lonely, awkward fat boy with acne.

The Red Circle is a school club.

Kevin wants validation, connection, even if he has to find it in the woods.

Farm? What farm?

The Matchlerette starts tonight. You're coming over to watch.

that's your business.

Yeah, there's a signature Lodge family label. It's:

Oh, I can take that in to Daddy. I wanna ask him something, anyway.

Uh... it's Jughead, actually.

but this, this is like... I don't wanna call it a test, though it kind of is.

-Ethel, what happened? -[Ethel] I was walking home

[Jughead grunting]

Don't blame me, all right? Blame the pothole.

I won't do anything to offend her or Mr. and Mrs. Lodge. I promise.

Yeah. I'm trying to get in shape for wrestling.

[Archie] Doiley, is it recording?