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♪ These fly fits are straight slammin' ♪
Pure elegance.
We're having a party on Saturday night.
for her dead husband's long-delayed 70th birthday.
In fact, we were gonna have his freak-out the week before,
but your poor finger.
Yo, DJ, let's slam it ♪
Damn it.
interested in ceramics, I could just
In the Great North. ♪
but it doesn't seem... safe?
- It's a candle holder. - Sure is!
Oh, no, no, no. I-I mean, wherever you're going.
But we're both just really busy these days.
I'm still planning to live to be 115.
- It's a ceramic jacket, and you just put it on like so. - Mm.
might have been a little... not great.
I knew you guys were watching Stranger Things tonight
I could bring along to spruce up the scene.
We were both in great health. We thought we'd live to be 115,
Uh, well, it will be very fun
Oh, yeah, the pond is only unfrozen a few days a year.
Touch this clay.
We get it, kid-- you're young.
And that's a ton of money
- Good God, the smell! - Why, Dad? Why?
so let's just go in there, throw all this stuff at him,
in something other than an ambulance.
Oh, we try not to discourage her.
Or we could just go back to the ceramics place tomorrow?
and the smell will be all gone.
Wait. Do you really have that?
Get out of my way! I have to protect my bowls! My vessels!
Speaking of eating babies.
I used to drag Paul away from his desk
- I've had a good life. - Oh, what the hell.
and you don't want to have regrets.
Ow! My hand! You broke it!
Just give me a moment with the house to say goodbye?
but don't worry. I'm going back tonight,
That wheel was a-spinning,
on instructions for a double-decker waffle maker.
Or-- wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
♪ You can't plan out life's dance ♪
Can someone help me get my head up?
- What? - Judy is evil.
Oh, no, no, no. You know what? Never mind.
Aah! Call 911!
Do we just go in there and start smashing pottery
Attaboy. Oh, and also walk me in.
And Dad, do you like yours?
♪ Just like in Footloose starring Kevin Bacon ♪
I've got a lot of ceramic dishes and vases
This freak... is out.
At my age, I consider all rules to just be suggestions,
You headed out?